Ultimate Wrestling Q&A: Sonny Kiss, Rufus R. Jones & More…

Tossing Salt Presents:
Ultimate Wrestling Q&A
Sonny Kiss, Rufus R. Jones & More
July 16, 2020
DougMaynard.com

It’s the Ultimate Wrestling Q&A. Let’s do this…

Who had the better frog splash? Eddie Guerrero or RVD?

While I love Eddie’s leap of faith from the top rope, I think RVD has the better of the two. That selling as he makes impact makes all the difference in my opinion.

Who is the greatest female manager of all time?

While Sherri Martel, Missy Hyatt, Baby Doll, Miss Elizabeth, and Terri Runnels all did fantastic jobs and deserve credit for their accomplishments in the role of professional wrestling manager, the top spot has to go to Nancy Sullivan Benoit, aka “Woman”.

Is Sonny Kiss “too gay” for professional wrestling?

This is a profession where Joey Ryan has people grab his dick and has featured such stars as Adrian Street, Rico, Chuck & Billy, and the Christopher Street Connection. (Look them up!) Sonny Kiss is out there and definitely not my cup of tea, but that’s because I don’t like that move where Kiss rams his opponents head into his ass. That’s a move that should be saved for the bedroom and not the wrestling ring. I think the character is a bit extreme, but in the world of wrestling, so what? He stands out and can draw attention so more power to him. Too gay? Probably, but whatever floats his boat. I’m not having to watch so no biggie, right?

Jurassic Express versus Three Count. Who wins?

We have Marko Stunt, Jungle Boy, and Luchasaurus up against Shane Helms, Shannon Moore, and Evan Karagias. Think about the great matches that Three Count had against The Jung Dragons. This would be a match of that quality and fun. I think Marko would be the weak link and in the end, it would be the Jurassic Express would end up taking the fall and falling victim to the Three Count.

Johnny Weaver & Penny Banner versus Lana & Miro (Rusev). Who wins?

My money would be on the old-school shooters, the “Dean of Professional Wrestling” and the former AWA Women’s Champion. Lana is the weak link and the two wily veterans would take the two kids to school.

How would Rufus R. Jones fare in today’s wrestling environment?

Rufus was older, out of shape, couldn’t talk, and didn’t know a wrist-lock from a wrist-watch. But damn, he had charisma and the fans (for some reason) loved him. He would be a popular Indy star and work for some small promotions up and down the east coast, but wouldn’t be a second thought to the bigger companies and national promotions.

Sunny (Tammy Sytch) has been arrested again. Thought?

Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Didn’t I predict this? Tammy is a walking mess and this is not a surprise to anyone, but maybe Tammy. She seems to think her shit don’t stink, but we’d have to ask her partner in the porn movie about that to be sure. No big shocker here. Bye Felica!

If Aiden English & Jillian Hall were to perform a duet album together, would you buy it?

I’d be the first in line to buy a copy. Aiden and Jillian rock!

Book an Invasion angle with AEW and the recently released WWE superstars.

I will… at a later date. I think a question of this magnitude deserves a column of its own. Keep your eyes open. Coming soon.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Any comments, thoughts, or questions you’d like to see asked, drop me a line in the comment box below, at my e-mail of Doug28352@yahoo.com, or on Twitter at @Doug28352. Until the next time, take care, and don’t forget to support your local Indy wrestling and wrestlers. I’ll see you at the matches. Take care.

Ubuntu!

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