Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper XVIII
July 19, 2020
One of the more interesting people that I follow on Twitter is a man named Tyler (The Ghost) Casper. (@tyler_casper) Check him out and give the man some love and a follow. Now, what was I saying? Oh yeah, he asks a lot of questions. And the regular readers of this site know how I am about questions, right? So I went down his Twitter feed and copied several of the most recently asked questions. And now, for your reading pleasure, it’s time to provide a few answers. So are you ready? Let’s do this…
How long is your attention span?
It’s… did you say something? I have the attention span of a… did you see the size of that mosquito. It was the size of a penguin. And yes…
Do you believe a person has a soul as soon as they are conceived?
I do, yes.
Have you ever had deep-fried olives?
No, I haven’t. I don’t like olives, never have, and never will.
What is your favorite type of noodle?
I like the big ones that you use in a swimming pool and hit people over the head with. They’re cool.
What is something you’d never apologize for?
Being white or being me.
Do you believe in reincarnation?
I do, to a point. If you live the right way, it ends at death and you move to the next journey. But if it’s needed, you get a do-over and thus are reincarnated.
Have you ever been in a submarine?
No, I have not.
Have you ever been inside a warship?
All ships would be warships if used in war, right? But even with that in mind, my answer would be no.
Have you ever been inside a war plane?
My fat ass ain’t leaving the ground. I don’t do planes, war or otherwise.
Have you ever been inside a tank?
A hollowed-out shell of an old tank when I was a small child, yes. A real, active, and workable tank, then no.
If you were a water vessel, what kind would you be?
A canoe. No real reason, but I like being ridden by Native Americans.
If you were a coffee, what kind would you be?
Maxwell House because I’m good to the last drop.
If you were a tea, what kind would you be?
Nestea because I like to take that plunge every so often.
What is your least favorite color?
Duke Blue because it reminds me of Duke… and makes me blue.
What is your favorite type of Syfy?
Gothic and horror. I like scary stuff, which kind of explains my past relationships.
What is your favorite scary movie?
Bambi. They killed the kid’s Mama. Those bastards!
What is the best way to keep yourself from swearing?
Why resist? Just go with the flow and embrace the language of the colorfully pissed off.
Have you found any ticks on yourself yet this year?
Nope, but I rarely go outside if it can be avoided. I’m sure that has something to do with it.
When you were growing up, did you get new clothes or hand me downs?
New clothes. My older siblings had sucky taste in wardrobes.
What do you think is the worst fashion style ever?
Sagging pants and stretchy pants.
Have you ever been cow-tipping?
Yes, I have when I was a youth visiting my Grandma up in Ohio during the summers and hanging out with my cousins, Clint and Cliff. Good times. I miss them.
Have your ever collected driftwood?
Wasn’t that a movie starring Cher? I’ve picked up shells on the beach, but never any kind of wood. I think that’s more of a northern beach type of thing.
Do you like red, black, or green grapes?
I prefer the green ones. Red ones are okay too, but I don’t like seeds.
What if Hillary Clinton is named Biden’s vice president?
The world is fucked! And Biden would be dead within six months.
And there you go. Any comments, thoughts, or questions, drop me a line, and let’s chat. My thanks for reading. I need to go wash clothes now. Until the next time, stay safe and I’ll catch you on the flip side.