Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper XXII
July 30, 2020
DougMaynard.com

One of the more interesting people that I follow on Twitter is a man named Tyler (The Ghost) Casper. (@tyler_casper) Check him out and give the man some love and a follow. Now, what was I saying? Oh yeah, he asks a lot of questions. And the regular readers of this site know how I am about questions, right? So I went down his Twitter feed and copied several of the most recently asked questions. And now, for your reading pleasure, it’s time to provide a few answers. So are you ready? Let’s do this…

What is your natural hair color?

Black with a lot of gray mixed in. I am the epitome of Salt & Pepper, except for I don’t rap or sing. Well, not much anyways.

What color eyes do you have?

Mostly bloodshot depending upon how much or little sleep I’ve had. But they generally tend to be of a hazel color. 

When was your last family reunion?

I’ve never been to an actual family reunion of my own flesh & blood family, but that would be interesting. I think the last time my immediate family was all together (my two sisters, my oldest brother, my Mom, and I) was to have a picture made about five or so years ago.

What is the best mom joke you know?

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s Popcorn?”

What is the best Dad joke you know?

Several people come to mind when I saw this question because as dads, they’re nothing but jokes. But I don’t think that’s what the answer is supposed to be. So no talking about deadbeat dads (and a couple of deadbeat Moms) that I know. A joke? Here goes.

What Has Four Wheels And Flies? A Garbage Truck!

Have you ever been accused of being a picky eater?

I’m sure it’s been thought, but no one has ever actually accused me of this particular act.

What is the sexiest thing for a woman to wear?

A Hazmat suit and a pair of Crocs.

What is the sexiest thing for a guy to wear?

A work uniform, like a cop outfit or soldier uniform. Woof!

Have you ever worn a graphic tee shirt with a sports coat?

No, but I probably would if I actually owned a sports coat. That’s my kind of cool fashion.

What is your favorite kind of chocolate?

About 6’1, a little chunky with a dad bod, but not too fat, a pretty smile and some killer green eyes.  

How often do you think about food?

When I’m hungry, bored, shopping, or talking to Benny.

What is one food item you could eat at every meal?

I can’t really think of any particular item that I would want at every meal. I like some variety in my meals. Just make sure there’s some kind of meat and I’m happy.

How is bacon not the national meat?

Bacon is good, but it’s over-rated. I would prefer hamburger or steak myself.

What is your favorite thing to have with bacon?

More bacon? Or some pancakes.

Do you put crackers in your soup?

Absolutely. Otherwise, it’s just soup and who wants just soup? I need a substance!

What is your favorite thing to have for breakfast?

KFC or Fruit Loops, depending upon my mood.

Why aren’t service animals required to wear a mask?

Because they’re not, dumb ass!

What country makes the best steel?

Krypton, cause that’s where Superman is from and he’s the Man of Steel. But that’s not a country and is a planet, albeit a destroyed one. How about the good old USA. Make America Great Again! America First! 

Do you hold grudges?

No, of course not. Well, maybe a little bit.

What is something someone has done to you a long time ago that you still haven’t forgiven them for?

Danny, for being Danny. Nothing else needs to be said.

Do you overshare?

Look at this site and what 98% of the content is. Now, what was the question? I think it’s a possibility.

What is the best gift to get at Christmas?

Cash and sex.

What is the worst gift to get at Christmas?

No cash or sex.

What year were your parents born?

1936 and 1934.

What is the most endearing thing someone has ever said to you?

“You have the cleanest ears.”

What is the most astounding thing you’ve ever discovered?

That boys and girls are different. And I prefer boys.

And there you go. My thanks for reading even though the stats show that no one ever reads these Q&A things. Well, a couple of people, but it’s the wrestling stuff that draws the numbers. That and the “Days of Dougie” pieces. Regardless, for those of you that do read this stuff, my thanks. Any comments, questions, or thoughts to share, give me a shout, and let’s chat. Until the next time, stay safe and have a great one. Take care and I’ll see you on the flip side.

Ubuntu!