Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper XL
September 7, 2020
Over in the world of Twitter, I found a man that likes to ask questions. And I do mean a lot of them. His name is Tyler “The Ghost” Casper and he’s at @tyler_casper. A good guy that you should go check out. Now, as I was saying, he likes to ask questions. I like to answer them and it provides content for the site. So here we are. Every few days, I go down his feed and copy the inquiries he’s asked. And then it’s here for the answers. It’s insightful, thought-provoking, and hopefully entertaining for you, the reader, as well. So let’s can the chit chat and let’s do this. Are you ready? And away we go…
What planet in the solar system would you like to be able to visit someday?
Uranus, especially if you’re a cute guy with green eyes and a bubble butt.
Why is autocorrect so stupid?
It must be a Biden supporter.
Do you think all this stuff Antifa and BLM are doing is going to backfire on them?
Look at the recent polls. It is.
Have you ever done ballet?
I’ve performed “Walking Into A Spider Web” and “Don’t Fall Over The Cat” many times.
Do psychiatrists see other psychiatrists when they’ve had enough of other people’s issues?
Do shrinks see shrinks? I would think so, otherwise they’d probably need a good shrink.
What do you think of guys who shave their heads?
It depends on the guy, but I like a shaved head. It’s sexy!
What is your favorite type of yard work?
Watching the guy we have taking care of our yard ride around on his mower. He’s a sexy beast!
What is your least favorite type of yard work?
I don’t do yard work so I’d say all of it.
What are your thoughts on men having facial hair?
I like me some scruff. Yum!
Does your family have any skeletons in the closet?
I think there’s a box full of them in the spare bedroom. I really need to go bury that sometimes.
How well do you know your family history?
I know a little bit going back to my grandparents, but not as much as I’d like.
Are you a paranoid person?
Only when I’m being stalked or people keep talking about me. I feel like Rockwell.
Do you eat in bed?
Yeah, your boyfriend… and cereal.
Do you have a snack right before going to bed?
Did I already use the “your boyfriend” joke? Okay then. Your husband!
What is your favorite nighttime snack?
I think you already know the answer to this one. If not, see my previous two answers.
Do you keep track of the spiders you’ve killed?
It’s all written down in my journal, complete with names, type of spider, manner of death, and date.
What is your most-used kitchen cookware?
My skillet and my spatula.
What is your favorite food dish with noodles?
Spaghetti with lots of meat in the sauce.
How important is internet speed for you?
I like it fast!
Do you have an emergency kit in your vehicle?
I have a baseball bat, a golf club, and sometimes even more, so yeah, I’m ready for any emergency.
What is your most-used kitchen appliance?
The fridge. It never stops running.
If you were to be a bird, what bird would you be?
I’d probably be a vulture. I had a penguin joke to use, but I hate cold weather so I’ll just go with the vulture instead.
If you were to be a tree, what tree would you be?
A big tree. Really, really big.
What is something you can do without even thinking about it?
Ring up customers and provide customer service. After nearly forty years, it just comes naturally.
Do you claim the intersection when turning left?
My intersection and my road. When I drive, I’m the king of the road.
How much time do you spend on social media per day?
Far more time than I probably should.
What is something you can do really well with your non-dominant hand?
Eat, and feel up your boyfriend/husband.
What is the most enjoyable job you’ve ever had?
The jokes write themself with this question, but I’ll be serious for a moment. Dairy Mart or my current place of employment, the liquor store. The newspaper route I did for a couple of years was really cool too.
Are you right or left-handed?
Do they make left-handed silverware?
I don’t know if they do, but they should.
How big of a TV is too big?
There is no such thing as too big. Well, not with TV’s anyway.
And there you go. My thanks for reading and to Casper for the great questions. Any comments, thoughts, or questions you’d like to ask about anything, drop me a line. And with that, I’m out of here. Take care of yourself and I’ll catch you on the flip side.