Questions By Casper #45…

Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper #45
September 21, 2020
DougMaynard.com

Over in the world of Twitter, I found a man that likes to ask questions. And I do mean a lot of them. His name is Tyler “The Ghost” Casper and he’s at @tyler_casper. A good guy that you should go check out. Now, as I was saying, he likes to ask questions. I like to answer them and it provides content for the site. So here we are. Every few days, I go down his feed and copy the inquiries he’s asked. And then it’s here for the answers. It’s insightful, thought-provoking, and hopefully entertaining for you, the reader, as well. So let’s can the chit chat and let’s do this. Are you ready? And away we go…

If firearms were not available, what would your weapon of choice be to defend yourself in an “End of The World” scenario?

No guns so I guess I’d go with a big sword so I can hack and slice anyone who gets too close.

Do you subscribe to any mailing lists?

I do subscribe to a wrestling newsletter that shows up every day at my e-mail account (Doug28352@yahoo.com), but I rarely read it.

Do you crack your knuckles?

Not as often as I used to, but still far more often than I should.

What is something you should never drink before going to bed?

Any kind of laxative would definitely be a no-no. And I guess energy drinks like Monsters or Red Bulls would be a bad thing as well unless you’re my bro-son. He used to drink 1,487 Red Bulls a day (true story), but now that he’s matured and gotten older, he’s become a fan of the Monsters. Without those monsters, his inner-monster likes to show up (no, not that one) and it’s not a pretty sight.

Do you know anyone who has legally immigrated to the USA?

I do know a few folks from other countries, but they’re here on student Visas and not citizens. And I also know several people of Mexican birth who, shall we say, do not discuss this topic with.

Which lifesaver is your favorite?

I like the red ones. Hell, I like all of them.

What is the dumbest thing you’ve ever bought on a whim?

T-shirts, clothes, books, an X-Box, bottles of liquor that I won’t ever drink, etc, Take your pick.

What is your favorite type of alcohol?

Surprisingly since I work in a liquor store, but a good old fashioned Bud Light or Natural Light is my adult beverage of choice. I’m also a big advocate of Jack Daniels and Yelawolf’s Creek Water Whiskey.

What are some things you like reading about online?

Wrestling, politics, sex, people, animals, comics, and booze.

Do you have a favorite type of salad?

I’m not a big fan of salads, but I do love tossing one now and then.

Do you own a fishing boat?

Nah, I prefer to fish from the shore when the rare opportunity presents itself.

What is the most difficult thing you’ve had to do while extremely tired?

Go to work and pull a twelve hour shift, deal with people, drive, etc.

What is the most difficult thing you’ve had to do while intoxicated?

Find a way home and in certain company, keep my clothes on.

Is there an inappropriate time to eat bacon?

There is no such a time. Anytime is good time to eat bacon.

Is a zebra black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

Black with white stripes, otherwise it’d be a racist horse.

Miracle Whip or mayonnaise?

This will probably cost me more friends than any statement I’ve ever made in my entire life and I will be exiled from society (as if I already wasn’t halfway there), but I prefer Miracle Whip over mayonnaise. Yes, I know. The shame! The shame!

And there you go. My thanks to Casper for the great questions and to everyone for reading this. Until the next time, take care of yourself and stay away from the crazies. I’ll see you on the flip side.

Ubuntu!

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