5 Questions: Dracula, Kneeling, Haunting & More…

Tossing Salt Presents:
5 Questions
Dracula, Kneeling, Haunting & More
October 23, 2020
DougMaynard.com

Facebook is full of questions. Life is full of questions. People love to ask questions. I love to answer them. And right now I will, five of them at a time. Let’s do this.

If you died today, would you haunt someone?

That’s a great question because I can think of several people I’d like to literally scare the crap out of and make their lives spookier and more dramatic, but to be honest, I don’t think so. If it came down between sticking to this realm and haunting someone or moving on to whatever’s next, I think I’d prefer to move to the next stage. Haunting could be fun for a while, but I think I’d prefer to get on with whatever is next instead.

If you were fixing a girl up on a blind date with Dracula, what are three things you might say positive about him?

He’s a night person. He doesn’t drink alcohol or take drugs. And he’s an aristocrat from a very wealthy and well-known family who lives in a castle.

What bands or artists have you been listening to lately?

Jelly Roll (love the song, Save Me), Alice Cooper (of course), and David Allen Coe are the top three I’ve been listening to this morning. I’ve also been listening to Chris Jericho & MJF, but that’s just their one song-and-dance routine from this week’s AEW Dynamite.

What do you think of players kneeling during the national anthem?

I think they should stay in the locker room rather than be allowed to show blatant disrespect for our country and flag in public. I also think they’re dumb-asses, stupid idiots, and major hypocrites who need to be slapped in the face repeatedly with a cast-iron skillet for being such moronic pinheads. No, I don’t care for the whole kneeling thing and have no respect or use for those who do.

Pineapple on pizza? Yes or no?

I like the extra spice and flavor it seems to add to the pizza and my nephew likes it as well, but he calls the pineapple chunks “Minions”. It’s different, but it’s good and I do approve.

And there you go. My thanks for reading and to Barry for these great questions. Any comments, thoughts, or questions you’d like to ask about any topic at all, feel free to drop me a line. Use the comment box, my e-mail of Doug28352@yahoo.com, or Twitter at @Doug28352. Have a great one and stay safe. Watch out for the crazies. I’ll see you on the flip side.

Ubuntu!

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