Questions By Casper #56…

Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper #56
November 12, 2020
DougMaynard.com

Over in the world of Twitter, I found a man that likes to ask questions. And I do mean a lot of them. His name is Tyler “The Ghost” Casper and he’s at @tyler_casper. A good guy that you should go check out. Now, as I was saying, he likes to ask questions. I like to answer them and it provides content for the site. So here we are. Every few days, I go down his feed and copy the inquiries he’s asked. And then it’s here for the answers. It’s insightful, thought-provoking, and hopefully entertaining for you, the reader, as well. So let’s can the chit chat and let’s do this. Are you ready? And away we go…

Where is the scariest place you’ve ever had to stop to use the bathroom?

For me personally, I can pee anywhere and probably have. But there was a disgusting bathroom at a small store on Highway 15-501 that was so nasty and disgusting, even the Daywalkers from The Living Dead wouldn’t urinate there. My bro-son, he did, but the look of terror on his face as he described what the inside of that bathroom looked like, it’s something that I will never, ever forget.

Are you a spontaneous person?

Absolutely because if you bother to make plans, they’re going to get screwed up anyways so why bother?

If your personality was a carbonated beverage, what would it be?

A Diet Mt. Dew, which makes sense since I drink a lot of them.

Are you good at covering your tracks?

I don’t do anything wrong so why should I bother?

Have you ever literally painted yourself into a corner?

Not with paint, but mopping the store where I work, I would have to say yes.

What would you do if you had one more day with a loved one who has passed on?

Talk, reflect, learn, and make sure they know how much I love & appreciate them even if I don’t ever say it often enough.

Do you have a chest at the end of your bed?

No, I have a bookcase and a mirror. They’re not technically at the end of the bed, but it’s a small room so they’re close enough to count.

Would you ever want to be filthy rich?

I’d be willing to give it a try and see what happens. My screw ups and mistakes would be epic.

What was the last show you binge-watched?

F Is For Family on Netflix.

What is the neatest thing you’ve ever found while at a beach?

A young Mexican guy who was legal, cute, semi-drunk, and horny.

Have you ever made candles?

No, I have not. I have a friend that makes them though and does an excellent job. It’s almost Christmas time so let me know if you want some and I’ll give you her information for maybe buying some.

What do you think the title of your life would be if your life was made into a musical?

Tossing Salt. What else?

Have you ever stolen cable?

I think the statute of limitations has passed so I will say, “Maybe”.

So… If the Democrats manage to pull a fast one that sticks… What are we going to do?

Get ready for a long, hard four years and buy lots of bullets to take care of the entitled riff-raff.

Do you have a certain piece of furniture in your home that is “Your Spot”?

I have a couple of places, in the living room and here in the kitchen. These chairs belong to me. They are my “spot”.

Do you have a complete set of tools?

I have a box of mismatched tools that have all come from different places.

Do you have a safety deposit box?

I do have a metal box that locks. It’s not technically a safety deposit box, but it does have stuff.

Do you or anyone you know wear an Ascot scarf?

I think I’ve seen a few kids from the college wearing them, but no one that I know personally.

Can you make an entire sentence using only emoticons and punctuation marks?

Probably, but why would I want to?

How do you react to rude people?

I treat them with kindness, respect, and good service. Otherwise, my boss would probably fire me.

Do you ever try to be really quiet, but end up being louder than you would’ve otherwise been?

I learned long ago that it’s better to just do what you’re going to do and not worry about the noise because otherwise, you will hit, bump, and knock into everything and make more noise than an AC/DC concert.

Do you slam the door shut when you leave your house, or anyone else’s?

No, that is rude. Hold it as it closes and make sure it’s shut.

Why do people feel the need to slam the door closed when they leave a house?

Because they’ve had no upbringing and are stupid idiots.

Do you prefer spearmint or peppermint gum?

Of the two choices, spearmint. Do you have any Juicy Fruit?

Do you prefer gold or silver jewelry?

I’m not a big jewelry person, but who doesn’t like gold? I prefer silver.

Have you ever accidentally brushed your teeth with hemorrhoid cream?

Even though I do talk a lot of shit sometimes, that is not something I have ever done, nor would I admit to even if I had.

How big of a bowl is a big enough bowl for cereal?

It’s got to be big, like a mixing bowl. I like my Fruit Loops.

Daylight savings messing anyone else up?

My sleeping schedule has been messed up for years. It hasn’t affected me much.

Do you ever forget how to spell a really simple word?

All the time. Thank goodness for spellcheck.

Do you ever forget what day it is?

Far more often than I like to admit.

Is it possible to go insane watching toddler shows?

YES!

Do you ever change up your commute to work/school?

Not often, but every once in a while, it’s good to break up the monotony and routine.

Do you have the same thing for supper/dinner every day?

Nope. That would be boring.

Do you say supper or dinner for the last meal of the day?

I use both terms.

Do you have the same thing for lunch every day?

Again, that would be very boring.

Do you have the same thing for breakfast every day?

I’m lucky to even have breakfast most mornings. I just grab what’s convenient and easy on the way out the door most mornings.

Who in your household “Wears the pants”?

I hate wearing pants, but will if I have to.

Who is in charge of making the food in your household?

That duty most often falls to me. I love to cook, purchase most of the groceries, and I’m good at it.

And I guess that’s all for now. My thanks for reading and to Casper for the great questions. Any comments, thoughts, or questions about anything, feel free and drop me a line here at the site, at my e-mail of Doug28352@yahoo.com, or on Twitter or Parlor. My name at both sites is @Doug28352. Until the next time, take care of yourself and watch out for the crazies. I’ll see you on the flip side.

Ubuntu!

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