Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper #57
November 21, 2020
Over in the world of Twitter, I found a man that likes to ask questions. And I do mean a lot of them. His name is Tyler “The Ghost” Casper and he’s at @tyler_casper. A good guy that you should go check out. Now, as I was saying, he likes to ask questions. I like to answer them and it provides content for the site. So here we are. Every few days, I go down his feed and copy the inquiries he’s asked. And then it’s here for the answers. It’s insightful, thought-provoking, and hopefully entertaining for you, the reader, as well. So let’s can the chit chat and let’s do this. Are you ready? And away we go…
What is your least favorite thing to shop for?
Clothes and food. Necessary evils.
What is your favorite thing to go shopping for?
Toys! I like toys. Lots and lots of toys.
Do you have a favorite restaurant?
I love Chinese food so currently, Golden Run would be the place for me. But actually, any place that I have coupons for is good.
Do You believe in a multiverse? If not would you?
Different worlds where things are the same, but slight differences? Absolutely.
Do you ever find yourself nodding off because you don’t want to go to bed?
Almost every night it seems.
What would you think of a show/sitcom based on bathroom humor?
I think it would be great and probably a thousand times better than any of the crap currently on television.
What is the weirdest thing you’ve ever had to use in lieu of toilet paper?
Underwear probably, although there was this one time with newspapers.
Do you have a guest room?
If you stay here, you sleep on the couch, unless you’re a cute guy. Then you sleep with me.
Do you have a master bathroom?
Wherever the cat decides to sleep, that is the master bedroom since he is, in fact, the master.
Have you ever lived somewhere, besides a dorm room, that you had to share the same bathroom as other people you didn’t know?
No. I don’t like people or roomies.
Do you have more than one bathroom in your house?
One bathtub, but two bathrooms.
What is the worst air freshener?
I guess Essence of Ass, popular at a truck stop near you.
How long does it take you to get adjusted to daylight savings?
Fifty-four years and counting.
What is the best air freshener?
Sexy man, fresh from the shower, feeling frisky.
Have you ever used matches as air fresheners?
I’ve heard of others doing it, but I’ve never actually had to do it.
Have you ever made up an excuse to get out of doing something?
Of course, I have. Who hasn’t?
What is the most random fact you know?
John Lennon was visiting the studio when Alice Cooper recorded his cover of the Beatles’ song “Because”.
Do you drink anything before bed to help you sleep?
I usually keep a bottle of water or Diet Mt. Dew at my bedside when I go to sleep at night, just in case I wake up and want a drink.
Do you have a favorite font type?
I used to use the Comics font quite often back in my letter-writing days.
Have you ever broken your jaw on a Jawbreaker?
No, but I have had things in my mouth for so long and that was so big, it made my jaw ache.
What do you call someone you haven’t seen in a while and have forgotten their name?
“Boss Man”, “Bro”, or some other generic nickname that allows me to bluff my way through the conversation.
Do you like Reese’s pieces?
I do, but peanut M&M’s are better.
What is your favorite muffin?
Blueberry muffins are good.
What is your favorite cupcake?
Yellow cake with chocolate frosting.
What is your favorite donut?
A good old fashioned original Krispy Kreme donut is the best ever.
Do you have a favorite show from your childhood?
I liked the Muppet Show, Captain Kangaroo, The Shazam/Isis Power Hour, and every so often, The Price Is Right.
Do you use pods, liquid, or powder laundry detergent?
Most of the time it’s liquid, but I have used powder from time to time as well.
Does anyone make laundry lists anymore?
I make lists all the time for almost every and anything. So most likely, a laundry list is there somewhere.
Do you wait for a full load of laundry before doing a load?
I wash clothes when I need to, full load or not.
If your appetite was a song, what would it be?
Junk Food Junkie, by Larry Groce. Look it up.
Do you know any magic tricks?
I can make “friends” disappear. Loan them money or just say no. Either works.
What is the best song to listen to while eating dinner?
I like to listen to classic jazz or easy listening music like Sinatra, Sammy, Dean Martin, etc while scarfing down my meals.
Do you wear your shoes around in your house, or take them off at the door?
I wear two orthopedic boots that I have a hard time walking or standing for long without so more often than not, I keep my feet and boots on.
What is the happiest song ever?
Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry. Be Happy!”
What do you think is the saddest song?
How about “Save Me” by Jelly Roll.
When you eat soup, how hot does it have to be?
Not quite scalding the mouth, but enough to leave a warm burn in the tum-tum.
What was the last party you attended?
I attended the birthday party of the most awesome, incredible, brightest, nine-year-old future WWE/AEW Hall of Famer in existence back in October. He rocks and the party and family rocks. I love that kid (and infamous Outlaw Ma, Pa, and sisters too!)
And there you go. My thanks to Casper for the questions and to you, the ever-so-amazing readers, for reading this and the rest of the stuff on the site. Any comments, thoughts, or questions you have about anything, drop me a line and we’ll chat. As for now, I’m out of here. Have a great one and stay safe, my friends. I’ll see you on the flip side.