Tossing Salt Presents:
5 Questions: The Election, Thanksgiving & More
November 26, 2020
This world is full of questions. And now, I’ll attempt to answer them, five at a time. These come from my extremely snowflake, but I still love him anyway, friend Steve. Let’s do this.
Do you think the U.S. Presidential Election was rigged?
Do I think that illegal votes were part of Joe Biden’s “victory” and that those 80,000,000 votes were mighty suspicious going to a corrupt clown who couldn’t draw twenty-five people to a rally, never held a press conference, and has been exposed as a plagiarist many times over. No, of course not. Why do you ask?
Will you follow the Governor’s suggestions in regards to the upcoming holidays?
For Governor Roy Cooper of North Carolina, I have two words for him and any wrestling fan can tell you exactly what they are. He’s a freakin’ moron.
What is your favorite classic Arcade game?
Ms. Pac Man.
Are you cooking for Thanksgiving? If so, what are you planning on making?
Yes, I did cook for Thanksgiving (and still waiting on my “help” to finish her part so we can eat lol.) I fixed a turkey, Green Bean Casserole, Tater Tot Casserole, Baked Beans, Deviled Eggs, Ham & Piggies in a Blanket. My “help” is making collards & potato salad. Oh yeah, and corn bread too.
Would you ever consider running for political office?
I’m not politically correct enough to run for office. Instead of being all formal and polite, I’d be more, “Dumb asses. Listen to them bitches lie”. I prefer colorful language and keeping it blunt and to the point. And there may be one or two skeletons in my closet. I don’t think that politics and I would be a good mix. But then again, who knows?
And there you go. My thanks for reading. Any comments, thoughts, or questions about the things I’ve spoken of here or anything at all, feel free to drop me a line. Until the next time, take care of yourself and stay safe. I’ll see you on the flip side.