Questions By Casper #61…

Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper #61
December 30, 2020

Over in the world of Twitter, I found a man that likes to ask questions. And I do mean a lot of them. His name is Tyler “The Ghost” Casper and he’s at @tyler_casper. A good guy that you should go check out. Now, as I was saying, he likes to ask questions. I like to answer them and it provides content for the site. So here we are. Every few days, I go down his feed and copy the inquiries he’s asked. And then it’s here for the answers. It’s insightful, thought-provoking, and hopefully entertaining for you, the reader, as well. So let’s can the chit chat and let’s do this. Are you ready? And away we go…

How many times do you think to yourself, “I should go to bed” before you go to bed?

On an average night, at least three or four times. I tell myself that I’ll only do one more thing and then just one more and so on until finally, I’m nodding off and my eyes are closing. And then I’ll do one more thing.

What is one color of shoes you’d never be caught in?

Bright red. I may be gay, but I ain’t Dorothy and this ain’t Oz.

Do you want the truth no matter how much it might hurt?

I prefer honesty over everything else. I can deal with bad news, but if a person lies to me, all bets are off and eventually, they will be too.

Do you have any pictures of yourself with someone famous?

A few wrestlers that I’ve met over the years, but not really. I’m not much into the picture thing or socializing for that matter.

Is there anyone in Hollywood that isn’t a pedo?

Probably not. That atmosphere does things to people and power/success corrupts.

Did anyone else think that dogs were for boys and cats were for females growing up?

I’ve known people who seemed to think that, but I still have always preferred cats. We had dogs for the “family pet” and they were awesome (Snoopy, Lasha, Dummy, Lucky), but I’m just more of a cat-guy myself.

Where is the best place to wait in line?

There is no good place to wait in line. I hate waiting in line. Damn that!

Where is the worst place to wait in line?

At the bathroom. When I got to go, I got to go and no waiting is acceptable.

Have you ever gotten lost using a GPS?

Hell yeah. I was trying to meet a guy from Grindr and go to his house, but it was dirt-roads and country and that damn GPS had me everywhere but in his driveway. I was so pissed, I finally gave up and came home. He met me somewhere else later.

Have you ever gotten lost in the woods?

Not that I can recall. I’m pretty good at keeping track of where I am and where I’m heading.

What’s the farthest you’ve ever traveled in a cab?

It was probably about ten miles or so, riding with Michael and Dwayne to some house out in the country before we went to the motel to drink excessively. I was just along for the ride.

Have you ever taken a taxi anywhere?

On the ride I mentioned before and also when I lived in Wilmington, having to get to work while my car was in the shop.

Have you ever ridden in a tow truck?

Many times. Tow truck drivers are as sexy as fuck. Well, some of them are anyway.

What is your favorite thing about a State Fair?

Coming home after it’s over. I liked the fair when I was a kid, but at this point in my life, I don’t like crowds or people and the fair would be full of those things, hence no fair for me.

Have you ever been in a parade?

No, I can’t say that I have.

Where is the best place to stop and ask for directions?

If you don’t have GPS or a map, go to a pizza place that delivers. They would have a map posted so you can get directions.

Where is the worst place to stop and ask for directions?

When you see the big group of guys hanging together, drinking the forties, smoking the blunts, and listening to some gangsta-rap shit-talking about killing white mutha-fuckas. Stopping by that group and asking for directions, probably not a good thing.

What is the worst ride at an amusement park?

That sleazy-looking guy who runs the Ferris-wheel and reeks of stale beer, body odor, and poor life decisions.

What is the best ride at an amusement park?

That sleazy-looking guy who runs the Ferris-wheel and reeks of stale beer, body odor, and poor life decisions.

What is your favorite carnival attraction?

That sleazy-looking guy who runs the Ferris-wheel and reeks of stale beer, body odor, and poor life decisions. And the freaks. I like freaks.

And there you go. My thanks for reading and to Casper for the great questions. Any comments, thoughts, or questions you may have, feel free to drop me a line, and let’s chat. It’s time to get clothes out of the dryer and go to bed. Morning comes way too early and tomorrow will be a long day. Until the next time, take care of yourself and stay safe. I love ya and I’ll catch you on the other side.


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