Tossing Salt Presents:
A Day Of Dougie: Gay Babies & Amen
January 6, 2021
Do you know what really grinds my gears? Two things and I’m here to talk about them. Are you ready for a Dougietorial because it’s fixing to happen and it starts right now.
A couple of days ago, I was speaking to the Bonnie & Clyde of Scotland County, my infamous outlaw family, and they showed me something from TikTok and it was stupid. It was beyond stupid. It was a woman and her baby and well, remember the old cliche that it’s better to be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt? Well, it’s better to be thought an absolute idiot than to go on TikTok and show the world that you are, beyond any shadow of a doubt, a total moron and brain-dead whacko. And what am I speaking of? I don’t have TikTok so I can’t link the video, but the woman is holding her baby, probably a year old if that, and says, “My baby is gay!”. And then the baby says something that slightly resembles “I’m gay”, and she’s as happy as a shark in a swimming pool about it.
Let’s talk about this. It’s pretty obvious that the baby is repeating what he has been told to say or heard. And the kid is too young to know what being gay is anyhow. This Mom is not only delusional, but I can see a life of abuse, at least psychological, as she tries to force him in later years to be what she wants him to be, sexually speaking, instead of growing up, evolving into an adult, and making his own decisions and choices down the road. She’s gone on a national format to proclaim her child as gay, but what happens if he decides, once he knows the actual difference and realizes what sex and attraction is, that he likes females. I don’t think that would go over too well for that household and it would out Mama as a liar and idiot. Do you think she’ll stand for and accept that?
And who the hell tries to project being gay or straight on a baby anyway. They don’t care about gender or sexual preference or shouldn’t anyhow. It should be about being taken care of, playing, learning, and being a kid at this point. When I was that age, I was eating ketchup from the bottle, walking in the bathtub with my shoes on, and trying to sing “Georgie Boy”. True story by the way. And this whacko is putting her baby out there on social media trying to convince the world that a kid who knows nothing about genders or sex is gay and attracted to the same sex. Two words: Fucking idiot! Yes, I said it. I hope, for that kid’s sake, that he has some strong, sane, and stable people there in his life that can counteract the crazy from his looney-tune Mama and shelter him from her insanity because that’s exactly what it is. Insanity.
That baby not gay. Right now, he’s not anything, but a small child saying whatever he can to get a reaction from his psychotic parent. Lord help that child. He’s definitely going to need it growing up in that home with that parent. Let’s move on.
The definition of the word Amen is as follows: used to express solemn ratification (as of an expression of faith) or hearty approval (as of an assertion). Do you see anything about gender or sexism in there? Anything at all? Yet now, it’s supposedly wrong to say just “Amen” and it’s not politically correct because why? It doesn’t give women their due? A Congressman did a prayer for Congress and he ended the prayer with Amen. And A-woman. He’s back-tracking on it now saying that he was simply referring to the record number of women in Congress and it wasn’t trying to make God asexual and non-gender specific. It doesn’t matter what the intentions were though. People are still pissed and in this world of fake outrage, political correctness, and social justice, it’s all about perception and not offending anyone. In a sane world, this wouldn’t be an issue, but this world is anything but sane these days and despite the explanation given by the Congressman, it’s still pretty suspect and seems to be testing the waters a bit as to what the liberal agenda can do. With the backlash, I suspect this will be the end of it for now, but there will be a church or two of so-called progressives who will change the pronouns in the bible, spew politically correct nonsense, and now try to end all prayers with A-women because they think it’s okay to do. Another can of worms has been opened and we’ll soon see the mess as a result. Watch and see.
The bottom line to all of this is babies aren’t gay. They’re babies and should be allowed to be so instead of being used as tools to push an agenda or share some delusional moments of being an idiot. Prayers should be closed with the word “Amen” if you agree with what was said. It’s not a gender thing so no “A-women” is needed. Save the pronoun changes and political correctness for when it matters and not for every word, sound, or phrase. Just give it a break with the progressive agenda. Y’all are stupid idiots. And there you go.
Thoughts, comments, and any questions are welcome. I have to go get ready for work now. Have a great day, take care of yourself, and stay safe. I’ll see you on the flip side.