Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper #62
January 8, 2021
DougMaynard.com

Over in the world of Twitter, I found a man that likes to ask questions. And I do mean a lot of them. His name is Tyler “The Ghost” Casper and he’s at @tyler_casper. A good guy that you should go check out. Now, as I was saying, he likes to ask questions. I like to answer them and it provides content for the site. So here we are. Every few days, I go down his feed and copy the inquiries he’s asked. And then it’s here for the answers. It’s insightful, thought-provoking, and hopefully entertaining for you, the reader, as well. So let’s can the chit chat and let’s do this. Are you ready? And away we go…

What is your favorite ice cream brand?

Orange sherbert, followed by Neopolitan. I like variety in my life.

Do you ever get motion sickness?

Only when the sex is really, really good.

What is your favorite chocolate cacao mix?

What is cacao? I like chocolate, but I don’t really know what this question is asking. I’ll just say, “Yes!”.

Do you have a favorite store-bought cookie?

Ginger snaps rock!

What is your favorite National holiday?

Halloween, followed by “Get Drunk With Your Cat” day. It’s a holiday, really.

If you could choose a different day for your birthday, what day would it be? Why?

I’m fine with my birthday exactly where it is. I’ve gotten used to it.

Have you ever been told to “Get a Life”?

Yeah, I have. I have a life though, as sad and depressing as it is. It’s my world – welcome to it.

How do you celebrate New Year’s?

I woke up to watch the ball drop and then went back to sleep.

Who is your favorite comic book supervillain?

Magneto or Captain Cold. Are they still even villains?

Who is your favorite comic book superhero?

Northstar & Dr. Druid.

What do you think is the number one contributing factor to how kids act the way they do?

Lack of respect due to lack of discipline and ass-whooping from parents when needed. Lack of upbringing.

What children’s nursery rhyme do you think is the creepiest?

The one about the egg falling off the wall. It’s all cracked up.

Have you gotten your Christmas shopping done?

Christmas was several weeks ago as I write this… and no.

What is your favorite food to have at Christmas?

A big old piece of meat.

Do you throw a Christmas party?

I ‘vant to be alone. So no.

What is your favorite Christmas story?

The one about that guy who did that thing and it all worked out and they all lived happily ever after. You know the one.

Will you be saying Merry Christmas regardless of whose feeling might get hurt?

I usually say Happy Arbor Day or have a good one. I will do an occasional Merry Christmas sometimes though.

If you could buy a country, which one would you buy?

Transylvania.

Have you ever made your own sausages?

Is that a trick question? I’ve stuffed a few sausages, but I didn’t make any that I’m aware of. I’m no daddy.

Which Christmas Carol version is your favorite?

Bing Crosby & David Bowie doing “Little Drummer Boy/Peace On Earth”. It is awesome.

If you could know when and how you’re going to die, would you want to know?

Nah, I like some mystery in my life.

If you knew how and when you were going to die, would you try to do anything to prevent it?

If I knew, then hell yeah, I’d try to prevent it from happening.

If you have to pick your last meal, what would it be?

Some Chinese food would be nice.

Have you ever sat on Santa’s lap?

He wasn’t Santa, but he sure said Ho Ho Ho a lot and had rosy cheeks and a little belly. He sure gave me a Merry Christmas.

Have you ever been to the North Pole?

I can’t say that I have. No.

Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and forgotten to return it?

A laptop. A Firestick. Money. Yeah, it happens sometimes. Oh well. I still love ’em though.

Have you ever been in a movie?

He promised that he would destroy that video. Oops!

Do you think some secrets are worth keeping?

Some are, yes.

If you were a carbonated drink, what would you be?

Probably an Mt. Dew Zero.

If you could rename any body part, what would it be and what would it’s new name be?

I’d rename penis to “Boing”.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome. I need to go get ready for work now. Have a great day and take care of yourself. Stay safe. Thank you Casper. Until the next time.

Ubuntu!