Tossing Salt Presents:
Ask Reddit:
Just The Truth
April 18, 2021
DougMaynard.com

As my regular readers know, I love to do Q&As and surveys. I have nothing to hide and feel that honesty is the best policy, most of the time anyhow, so if there’s a question to be answered, what the hell. I’ll do it. I was getting questions from a very cool dude on Twitter named Casper, but Twitter, being the anti-free speech dictators that they are, deleted this man and his account. Way too much truth and pro-Trump stuff. And just like that, my main source for cool and unique questions was gone. So my regular piece, “Questions By Casper” is now history. What is a man to do? Well, I’ve discovered Reddit. They ask a lot of questions. I think they generally suck, but I need questions so for now, here we go. Ten questions from the Reddit site. And the answers are from me. Are you ready? Let’s do this.

What is your “This person has no idea how the real world world” moment?

Every single time I turn on the television or go on Twitter, I see these so-called leaders making their speeches, making their promises, etc, and the B.S. is just so obvious and apparent. And I have to wonder, do they really believe the crap coming out of their own mouths with unrealistic, unsustainable promises and claims that make no sense and have no basis in reality. And people believe and support this stuff. Where is common sense? Has the world really gotten this stupid? Oy vey!

What’s an opinion that you have that would get you canceled?

That political correctness is a sham and people need to take the sticks out of their asses and lighten up, keep an open mind, and that my rights to have an opinion don’t end just because it might hurt someone’s feelings. Life isn’t always fair. Get over it cupcakes.

If Flo from Progressive and Jake from State Farm were to fight to the death, who would win and why?

Is this the real Jake or the actor that they have portraying him now? The real, original Jake was cool. This new “Jake” is a fake. Flo would win in any fight though. She has the Progressive Price Gun and travels with a mob. And Fake Jake, he wouldn’t stand a chance.

What weird fetish did you not understand until you tried?

Cornholeing. When I first heard of it, I thought it was a fun way for guys to hang out and spend time together. Then I found out it was just some stupid game with bean bags. What’s the fun in that?

A thief broke into your house and stole what’s on top of your fridge, what did they get?

Right now, it would be a couple of jars and a 13-year-old cat with an attitude.

People who overcame social anxiety, how did you do it?

High amounts of alcohol. At least that’s what worked for me when I was younger. Now, I just embrace my anxiety and stay the hell home and away from people.

What’s the stupidest thing you believed as a kid?

That people were honest, sincere, truthful, and good. Most of them anyways. Since then, experience and life have proven time and time again that while some people are relatively okay, most have agendas and are not what they seem.

If you were sentenced to death, what would your last words be?

Well damn! This sucks!

What’s something you will never do again?

Blindly trust and ignore the gut instincts. Caution is a good thing.

If aliens landed on earth, what would be the first thing you would say to them?

How you doing?

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Until the next time, take care of yourself and stay safe. I’ll see you on the flip side.

Ubuntu!