Tossing Salt Presents:
Ten Days Of Dougie (Day 4)
Sons Of The Tiger, Pink Elephants & Don’t Take The Girl
July 7, 2021
Do I even have the time to do this thing this morning? I have to leave in about thirty minutes to go do the Oxygen Chamber thing and I still have to brush my teeth, let the annoying dog out, and clean the litter box for the babies. I’m good, but even I’m not that good so what is a man to do? How about a very quick rant and then I’ll come back to this before I go to work, if I have time, or else do it tonight after I work eight hours and do the bro-bonding thing for another couple. I’ll be tired as shit, but it should be interesting to see what comes out of my warped little sleep-deprived mind at that point and time. That sounds like a plan so quick rant it is and then I move on to the rest of my tasks and come back later. Here’s my rant.
People are stupid and anyone who says that Joe Biden is a good President is an idiot. Anyone who trusts Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Kamala Harris, Maxine Waters, or anyone who’s a full-time politician and thinks that they actually have your best interests at heart and care about us, the American people, are idiots. Note I didn’t say only those with (D) after their name. Republicans are just as bad, but the Dems are more obvious in their quests for power and control. They all suck, period. That being said, they’re a necessary evil. We need leaders and people to run our Government. Too bad only the bad ones seem to want to do this job. The good people, the ones that actually exist, don’t want to deal with the BS and treacherous world that is politics and Washington DC. And I can’t say that I blame them a bit. I know I don’t.
And with that mini-Dougietorial out of the way, I have to go finish getting ready to do my stuff for today. I’ll be back later today to fill this thing out and wrap up Day 4 so don’t go away. Who loves you, baby? Me, that’s who. See you in a bit! Ubuntu!
And we are back. I survived another session in the Oxygen tank and now I have roughly an hour before I have to head out to the workplace. Let’s try and get this done, shall we? Let’s get to the Magic Bag and figure out what the topics of discussion are for today. We have Pink Elephants, Sons of The Tiger, and Don’t Take The Girl. How interesting should this one be? Let’s do this.
Sons Of The Tiger…
This topic is about either one of two things. Either the Tiger King Joe Exotic has children we don’t know about which is highly unlikely considering that he’s into guys, not girls, and guys don’t pop out babies, or it’s about some obscure characters from Marvel Comics called, are you ready, Sons of the Tiger. This was Bob Diamond, Abe Brown, and Lin Sun, three friends who were linked together by a mystical amulet. They popped up in a comic called The Deadly Hands of Jung Fu, and then made a few more appearances in Marvel Team Up and Iron Fist. Three martial-arts dudes, later joined by a lady whose name I can’t remember. After a while of being semi-superheroes, they tossed the enchanted amulets that gave their skills a big boost out the window and the magical doohickey was found by a kid named Hector Ayala, who went on to become the White Tiger. How do I remember all this stuff? I guess that’s not too important. I just do. Let’s move on.
This is what people allegedly see when they’re drunk, high, or having hallucinations. I must say though that I’ve never seen a pink elephant even though I’ve been drunk, high, and hallucinated many times over the course of my lifetime. I’ve seen elephants of course, both live at the zoo and circus and on television, but they’ve always been more of a grayish color. If they were pink, I’d think they were probably sick and need to see a medical specialist. But I do wonder something sometimes though. What do pink elephants see when they’re drunk, high, or hallucinating? Blue humans? The world may never know. Let’s wrap this up.
Don’t Take The Girl…
It’s a song by Tim McGraw and it’s a damn good one. I could talk about it and the meaning behind the song, but guess what? I won’t. I’ll just show the video via YouTube and call it a day. Why? Because I can. So here’s the video. Enjoy the song.
And with that, I’m through for now. I have a few minutes left before work so I’ll grab a bite to eat and then get the hell out of dodge. Thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. I’ll be back tomorrow with Day 5. Have a great one, stay good, and be sure to make every day the best it can be. And the best way to do that? By making it a Day of Dougie. I’ll see you on the flip side.