Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper III
August 11, 2021
DougMaynard.com

Over in the world of Twitter, there is a man named Tyler Casper who likes to ask questions. And since I enjoy answering them, this has become an ideal partnership of a sort. Go follow Mr. Casper at @Ghostly_Host. News, information, and just lots of cool stuff. You’ll be glad you did. And now sit back and enjoy. It’s Questions By Casper. He asks and I answer. Let’s do this.

Have you ever “fixed” something that wasn’t “broken”?

I like the old motto that if it’s not broken, don’t fix it, but alas, sometimes you’re unable to realize that just how well something works until you try and “fix it”. I’ve done this. Not a good idea.

What is your favorite jerky flavor?

I prefer a good old fashioned Slim Jim over everything else. Does that count?

If you could have one person arrested, who would it be and why Nancy Pelosi?

I would love to see that wench in jail, but I’d want Hillary, Schumer, Barack Hussein Obama, and Auntie Crazy Pants with her. Go ahead and lock up the whole group of crazies.

Do you take advantage of others?

I have in the past as they have me, but I try not to, at least not deliberately.

Have you ever been taken advantage of?

Many times. That’s what happens when you’re a “nice guy” and unfortunately, I am just that far too often. Or at least I used to be.

What, besides more bacon, goes best with bacon?

A slab of beef and a piece of cheese.

What is a flock of geese called?

A bunch of damn birds is what I call them.

How many cups of COFFEE do you typically have a day?

Zero. Coffee is something I have never acquired a taste for. I love the smell, but the taste is just bleh to me.

What inspired you to learn how to cook?

I got hungry.

What is something that helps you unwind after a stressful day?

Writing, reading, sleep, alcohol, and my damn cat.

Have you ever been lonely when there are people around?

Many times. It sucks to be alone in a crowd, but it happens far more often than I care to admit or think about.

If there was a card game made after your life, how would it be played?

There is – it’s called 52 card pickup cause my life is a mess, just like those cards on the floor.

What is the most addictive game you’ve ever played?

The game of life. It’s hard to quit once you’ve begun.

What is your favorite green vegetable?

Insert joke about a sick boy in a wheelchair here. Or just say green beans. Either works for me.

What happens to the organs and other tissue they take out of people when they have surgery?

The doctors put them in jars and give them to their teenagers to display in their bedrooms or they’re fed to the hogs.

Do you take a multivitamin?

Not at the moment. I take way too many pills aleady.

Do you wear slippers at home?

Nope. The only shoes I wear are these damn crow boots. Otherwise, I can’t walk.

Do you ever go to bed hungry?

If I don’t feel like eating or cooking, then the answer would be yes.

Have you ever watched a movie or show that made you sick after finishing watching it?

Yeah, but I don’t want to talk about Freddy Got Fingered. I love bad movies, but that one was beyond stupid, even by my standards.

Do you have any faith in mainstream media anymore?

Not a damn bit. We just get lies and opinions. Factual newscasts don’t exist anymore and journalism is dead.

Do you have to have your sheet tucked or untucked?

I don’t care. I sleep on top of the sheets and just flip the top cover.

Is there a difference between Dems and Nazis?

In theory, yes, but in reality and in terms of goals and quests, not really. I think the Nazi party was actually more trustworthy and noble than any Dem could be. And the Nazis were evil personified and sucked. That tells you just how bad the party of Obama. Pelosi, Biden, Waters, Harris, Schumer, etc truly is.

Who do you call when the President of the United States breaks the law & SCOTUS is useless?

Not sure, but I hope that someone steps up and can do something. Maybe a good old-fashioned impeachment for both Pedo Joe and Heels Up Harris, along with some kicking Pelosi and Schumer from their jobs. Someone needs to do something.

Have you ever laughed at someone else’s misfortune?

I’m not perfect and I admittingly have a dark sense of humor. Its laugh or cry and I choose to laugh.

Have you had a good laugh today?

Go read my blog about the hand sanitizer at the site. It’s my most recent Day Of Dougie. I laugh at the stupidity and yes, I have laughed often today.

Have you thanked God for the gift of life today?

I thank God every day.

What is something you are eternally grateful for?

My sense of humor, my friends, my cats, and my bro-son and the family.

What is your favorite game show?

Hollywood Squares.

Do you watch game shows?

I used to, but most of them suck now.

And there you go. My thanks to Mr. Casper for the questions and to you, my loyal readers, for reading. Any comments, thoughts, or questions, give me a shout. Go see Mr. Casper on Twitter at @Ghostly_Host and follow him. And while you’re at it, follow me on Twitter as well at @Doug28352. You’ll be glad you did. And with that, I’m out of here. Take care and stay safe and I’ll see you on the flip side. Be good.

Ubuntu!