Tossing Salt Presents:
A Day Of Dougie
The Grassy Knoll, Honey Combs & Belly Buttons
August 31, 2021
DougMaynard.com

It’s Tuesday night and you know what that means? Okay, it really doesn’t mean all that much except for that it’s Tuesday and I was off work today, but still didn’t anything done. I did write a couple of things earlier and did a doctor’s appointment this morning, but that was a bust and ruined my mood. And then I came home and it got even better. If only I wasn’t such a responsible soul, I could sure use a few hours of day-drinking right now. But I can’t do that, damn it, so I’ll just write instead. Are you ready to see what random items of discussion that the Magic Bag has in store for us today? Let’s find out. We have the grassy knoll, Honeycombs, and belly buttons. Okay, this won’t take long. Are you ready? Let’s do this.

Grassy Knoll…

It’s where the second shooter hid when President Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas, Texas in 1963, or so the conspiracy theorists say. Hell, we all know that it was an inside job, and the FBI was behind the murder of the President. But then again, maybe it wasn’t the FBI. Does anyone know if JFK had anything on the Clintons? Hillary strikes again. No surprise there. I know she was only sixteen years old at the time, but have you ever seen the movie, “The Omen”. Damien was what? Eight and he was the son of the Devil. And believe me, Hillary is even worse than any movie could ever hope to be. Go check out her jeans from when she was sixteen. Grassy stains on the knees from kneeling in the grassy knoll. At least that’s my theory and you know I’m right. Let’s move on.

Honey Combs…

A delicious cereal that I like a lot. It’s okay with milk, but in my opinion, even better straight from the box. I just opened a new box last night. My dog likes them too. Go buy a box and enjoy. You’ll be glad you did.

And finally…

Belly Buttons…

Some people have innies and some have outies. I like the innies better, but that’s just a personal preference. Hell, I haven’t seen mine in so long, I can’t even remember for sure what it was. That’s because I have a belly and it’s chunky. It’s not for everyone, but the guys seem to like it and I’m still a sexy beast so it’s all good. So what kind of belly button do you prefer? They’re great for pouring liquor and beer into and licking it up. Just call it belly button foreplay. If any guys are interested, I’ll show you how it’s done. Just show up with your belly exposed and a shot of good liquor or cold beer and be ready to have some fun. You’ll be glad you did. Oops! I already said that in the previous paragraph about the cereal, but I like to lick stomachs and nipples so I mean it here now too and saying it twice? I’ll allow it. Belly buttons are good things. Believe that!

And with that, I’m out of here. I have things to go do and people to go see. No belly button licking, damn it, but a trip to Wal-Mart instead. Uugh! Poor poor pitiful me. Any comments, thoughts, or questions are welcome and appreciated. And if you’re a hot guy in the Laurinburg area and want me to lick your nipples or belly button, call me. Maybe we can work something out. Have a great one and take care of yourself. I’ll see you on the flip side.

Ubuntu!