Tossing Salt Presents:
Self Love, Ketchup, Treason & More
September 24, 2021
This world is full of questions. And this is where I attempt to answer them, five at a time. Let’s do this.
Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weed whacking, or high jacking?
Well, I don’t smoke weed so I don’t really know about this topic first-hand. I think I’d go more with the description of puff, pull, pull than any of the three options given. High jacking sounds like it belongs on an airplane and weed whacking sounds painful. Let’s go with the first one, masturblazing. I can’t think of anything weird to say about that one so there you go.
6-Way Match for a championship: Kerry Von Erich versus Hulk Hogan versus The Ultimate Warrior versus Scott Steiner versus Junkyard Dog versus Dusty Rhodes. Who wins?
Yes, a wrestling question found its way into this piece. I have several wrestling Q&A’s waiting to be completed, but what the hell, we’ll do this one here anyhow. Hogan, Warrior, or Dusty would not win because I was never a big fan of any of the three. JYD doesn’t even belong in this match, so he won’t win and is just here to take the fall. So Scott Steiner or Kerry Von Erich? Let’s give a shout out to the big bad booty daddy. Scott Steiner takes the victory lap and the trip to the pay window if you will. Holla if you hear me.
Does ketchup belong in the fridge or in the cupboard?
It goes into the cabinet until it’s been open, and then the fridge after that.
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won’t you say you love me too?
If you gonna kiss and hug on me, I’ll lie and tell you I love you all night long, at least until we’re done. And then it’ll be “go home”. I hate a damn Barney song.
Thoughts on General Milley of the Joint Chiefs. Treason or not?
He went behind the President of the United States back and spoke twice to foreign leaders in China, discussing matters of security. He violated national security and offered to warn foreign leaders in advance of any possible military actions against them. It’s pretty damn easy to figure out. It’s treason and he needs to resign or be removed from office, criminally charged, and put on trial. It’s just that simple.
And there you go for now. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Until the next time, take care and stay good. I’ll see you at the crazy house.