Questions By Casper: Snacks, Food, Buffalo & More…

Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper
Snacks, Food, Buffalo & More
November 7, 2021

Before I head to the bed to toss, turn, dream weird dreams, and totally freak out at least twice, how about a little Q&A? It’s questions from my favorite Twitter Ghost, Caper. You can check him out at @Ghostly_Host. Add him. He’s cool. And now, let’s see if we can find a few answers. Let’s do this.

What is your favorite hard candy?

That would be the butterscotch pieces, it would. And hot tamales flavored candies, but they’re not hard. Just hot.

What is the cleanest job you’ve ever had?

Probably when I managed the Sweepstakes place. I didn’t get too dirty doing that job. Not too often anyhow.

What is the dirtiest job you’ve ever had?

I’ll go with the paper route on this one. I’d end up covered with newspaper ink every night. I loved the job, but that part of it, not so much.

Do you always read things before you respond?

I always read things, yes. I don’t always respond promptly though. Sometimes, I get distracted.

Where do you see yourself 5 years ago?

Probably still working at the ABC, both legs still intact, writing blogs and short stories all the time, and in a relationship with a sexy man. That was 5 years ago though. It didn’t quite all work out the way I had hoped for.

What is your favorite thing to snack on that most would think is weird?

Booty. I like big butts and I can not lie. Well, that and raisins.

The best genre of Christmas music?

It’s Christmas music. Does it even have a genre aside from that description? I like the classics like these two favorites. Enjoy!

What is the longest you’ve ever had to wait for food after ordering at a restaurant?

Twenty-five minutes at the shithole of a Mcdonalds’ that we have here in Laurinburg. It was ordered on the App and we had to wait… and wait… and wait. And then they got the order wrong and my bro had to go back in and raise some holy hell with them. I don’t do McDonald’s anymore – at least not this trashy, rude-ass, incompetent dive here in Laurinburg.

Do you have a favorite fast-food restaurant?

It’s not fast food, but I like the Golden Run Chinese Restaurant here in Laurinburg. The buffet is excellent.

What is the best burger you’ve ever had?

So far as eating out goes, I think it was at Outlaws down in McColl, SC. The food was excellent and it was just a cool experience.

What is the strangest pie you’ve ever had?

It came from a boy named Elliot a few years ago in Hasty. He offered me his pie and I accepted. I think it was Cherry, but it was kind of crumbly and not very good.

Have you ever eaten bear?

In gay culture, a big or hairy guy is called a bear. So that would be a maybe.

Which came first? The shart or the nap?

Nothing like a good nap after dropping a load or two, but if you’re using the title of President and meeting foreign leaders, I think the shart always comes first.

Have you ever eaten buffalo?

It was in the form of beef jerky, but yes, I have.

What is the funniest road trip you’ve ever been on?

Maybe it was on one of those “just down the road” wrestling trips with Youngblood. Maybe it was the trip to Ohio with my sister. There have been so many, but I think the winner here was my trip to Washington DC with Wakana and Alex. It was a weekend of fun, adventure, new friends, a little official business, and lots of drinking. A great time was had by all. RIP Wakana. RIP Alex. I love and miss you both!

What is your favorite month of the year?

It used to be October, but given how badly this past October has gone, I can’t say that anymore. Let’s go with July. That’s a good month, right?

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions you may have are welcome and appreciated. And thanks to Casper for the awesome questions. Until the next time, take care and stay safe. I’ll see you at the disco.


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