Tossing Salt Presents:
Stolen Content: MySpace Quiz
(Part 1 of 2)
November 14, 2021
DougMaynard.com

MySpace is back. Okay, it’s not really MySpace, but it’s called SpaceHey and it’s at http://www.spacehey.com and the entire layout and format is exactly like MySpace in the early 2000’s before they started “improving” everything. The name and creator are different, but it is the exact same thing and it is AWESOME! It sure beats the hell out of Facebook or Twitter. Go check it out!

And it has blogs and bulletins where you can find lots and lots of surveys. Yes, you’re freakin’ in for it now. I used to love doing these things and now that I have more free time, hahahahahahaha. You’ve been warned. This one comes from a guy named SCRG. He’s a strange fellow. Put he posted this classic MySpace survey on a bulletin and now, I’m doing it here. So thanks for now and now, let’s get busy. It’s a stolen content MySpace quiz and it starts right now.

By the way, this thing is long. It’s 100 questions and that’s just too damn much for one sitting so I’m breaking it up into two parts. Half now and half later. You’re welcome. And now, once again, let’s do this.

004. What is Your Name?

Doug

005. How old are you?

55

006. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace?

For the SpaceHey profile, it’s https://spacehey.com/profile?id=456433

007. Gender?

All man.

009. Age you act?

Anywhere between 15 and 96, depending upon my mood.

010. Grade?

No school for me except for the school of life and hard times.

011. Age you want to be?

Around 30 cause then I wouldn’t feel like a creepy ass perv when I hit on these sexy guys that I know.

012. Righty or lefty?

Lefty

Love and stuff

013. Single?

Unfortunately, No one loves me.

014. Who are you with or who do you want to be with?

Not naming names here, but I love rock stars.

015. Have you ever been in love and if so how many times?

Real, true love? Probably three, maybe four times. The rest was just lust.

016. How many were sexual?

Most of them. I rocked their worlds.

017. When was the last time you played truth or dare?

It’s been a while. Do you want to play?

018. Who did you play with?

Some very freaky friends.

019. What was the last dare you had to?

I have absolutely no idea. That was a while ago.

020. Do you believe you should be in love to have sex?

Love is over-rated. Sex should be about having fun. Love is good, but not always necessary. Hell sometimes, even a name isn’t actually necessary to be honest about it. Just an erection and a few minutes of privacy.

021. How far have you gone?

As far as I possibly could and then just a little bit more.

Right at this moment…

022. Where are you?

Sitting at my computer in the kitchen of my house.

023. What can you see out your window?

The back porch, my Blazer, a couple of storage buildings, and my neighbor’s house.

024. Are you lonely or tired?

Very lonely and tired of being tired.

025. Use 5 words to describe how you are feeling:

Bored, frustrated, alone, annoyed & excited.

026. Are you talking to anyone online? If so who?

Not at the moment, but I do need to message my boss man and a rock star in a little bit to make preparations for tomorrow.

027. What are you doing?

This survey and listening to Gretchen Wilson sing about cheating.

032. List 5 things and the brand of what you are wearing right now.

Nike shorts, a hospital sock, Hanes underwear, a Hanes t-shirt that says “kWo” – Kitten World Order, and that’s pretty much everything.

033. Do you smoke?

Only if I’m drinking or stressed so if you ever see me smoking and there is not a beer or drink in my hand, then walk away.

034. Do you have low self-esteem?

At times, yes. 

035. Have you ever been to NYC?

Actually, yes I have.

036. Do you have any birthmarks?

Nope, but I have plenty of scars, both seen and unseen.

037. Do you get online a lot?

Right now, I’m pretty much stuck here in the house 24/7 except for the doctor visits so being online is all that’s keeping me sane. That would be a yes then.

038. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? Where?

Many, many times. I worked the third shift, off and on, for nearly 35 years. As for where you name it and I was probably there and trying to stay awake.

039. When was the last time you skinny-dipped?

A few years ago at a local motel pool. Yes, I was drunk.

040. Who were you with?

That is none of your business. I don’t tell names. But damn, it was a good time.

041. What is a secret people would be surprised to know?

If I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret, would it? Ask me nicely though and I might whisper it in your ear.

042. Have you ever looked at porn?

Today? Maybe just a little bit. I like the sight of naked bodies and people getting freaky. I also like handcuffs.

043. Do you sleep with the room door open or closed?

I usually prefer it closed, but as of the past month or so, usually open.

044. Do you have a curfew?

Only the one that I impose upon myself to make sure I get some sleep. No one can tell me what to do.

045. Do you have a cell phone?

It’s a necessary evil so yes, I unfortunately do.

046. What brand of clothes do you wear the most?

Hell if I know. I’m not all into brand names. Dickies? Doesn’t matter so long as they’re clean. I grab what’s on top of the pile.

047. Do you like taking pictures?

Not really. No.

048. Do you like getting your picture taken?

Not really. No.

049. Do you have your own pool?

I wish, but unfortunately not.

050. Do you prefer boxers or briefs or others?

The boxer briefs keep the boys safe and snug.

And there you go. Part One has come to an end and Part Two will be up probably later tonight or in the morning. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. And go check out theSpaceHey site. If you liked MySpace, you will definitely like this. Until the next time, take care and stay safe. I’ll catch you later Alligator. 

Ubuntu!