Top Ten Candidates To Replace Meghan McCain on The View …

Tossing Salt Presents:
Top Ten Candidates To Replace

Meghan McCain on The View
December 28, 2021
DougMaynard.com

The View is looking for a new cohost to represent the Conservative point of view. With the departures of Meghan McCain and Abby Huntsman, the show has turned into an all-liberal, anti-Trump, extreme left gabfest, that continues to draw viewers, but turns off as many people as it entices. So they need a voice, a person who is willing to fight four people daily, and represent the 75 million Americans who did not vote for Joe Biden. Of course, they want someone who is not pro-Trump, not anti-vax, and will be cordial and respectful to their slander, bullying, and leftist lies which means that any conservative woman with a brain will respectively decline. After all, who wants to banter with a room full of deranged Karen’s for an hour a day, five days a week. Well, I’ve decided to take mercy and see if I can find them a fifth person to sit at that table and give as good as they get, and a note here. Since this is my site, my list of potential candidates will be a mix of the serious and the not-quite as serious candidates. Parody mixed with truth just like The View, except for I’m far more focused on the truth and honest than those cackling hens could ever pretend to be. It’s true. It’s damn true! It’s Top Ten Time. Are you ready? Let’s do this.

Top Ten Candidates To Replace Meghan McCain on The View…

10) Caitlyn Jenner

The Olympian Gold Medal winner is very Republican, but is not a big fan of President Trump, although she says that she voted for him in 2016. She’s transgender, having once been a man, but now identifies as a woman. She’s opinionated and as a former candidate for Governor of California, she knows her politics.

(9) Ann Coulter

Fiesty, quick-witted, very opinionated, and definitely a voice for the Conservative movement. Ann is a regular guest on the View and can hold her own against almost anyone, but also manages to get along with the rest of the cast of crazies that is The View.

(8) Megyn Kelly

Formerly one of the top names for Fox News, Megyn is smart, opinionated, well-spoken, attractive, and has a reputation for being one of the top newscasters of her era. She is not afraid to tackle the hard topics and would attract new names and faces to the show, curious as to how the former Fox anchor and legal analyst would handle herself. Definitely not a fan of former President Trump, but can be fair and balanced and deliver the facts in any argument.

(7) Rosanne Barr

Rosanne is funny, entertaining, and definitely willing to stand up for what she thinks and believes in, regardless of who it might offend or piss off. She’s a comedy legend who made a career out of speaking for the common man and woman and keeps it simple and to the point. And can’t you imagine Rosanne arguing a point against Joy Behar. She’d take them to school big time.

(6) Miss Piggy

No real reason for her name except that it’s Miss Piggy. A fake and pretentious pig as part of the View? Wait a moment. There are already four of those hosting the show now. But at least Miss Piggy is a classy pig, which is more than can be said about Joy, Whoopi, and Sunny. So yeah, Miss Piggy.

(5) Linda McMahon

This one is more serious. Former Cabinet official from President Trump’s administration, former candidate for Senate for the State of Connecticut, former President of the WWE, and a woman who is smart, attractive, informed, Republican, and won’t take any crap from anyone. If she can put up with Vince McMahon for nearly forty years, the women on The View wouldn’t stand a chance.

(4) Elisabeth Hasselbeck

She’s already worked twice on The View and would know exactly what she’s getting into and can hold her own against the challenges and arguments of any of the left-wing ladies already there. She’s known to the audience of the show, plus now has news credentials from her stint at Fox to back up her resume and arguments even more. Of all the people on this list, I would say Elisabeth is the most likely to actually be considered for the position of the fifth host. They can’t say she’s not qualified.

(3) John Rich

I know he’s not a woman, but the country music star is as qualified as anyone else and is definitely a solid voice for the right. He’s well versed in politics, having appeared many times on Fox News, The Five, and Gutfield, plus he’s entertaining and has a great TV presence. He has also been mentioned several times about being a possible candidate for U.S. Senator from Tennessee and has a strong political following. It’s time for The View to quit being so sexist and change with the times and if that means a man as one of the hosts, John Rich would be a great one to fill that role.

(2) Ivanka Trump

The daughter of the former President, Ivanka is one of the smartest women in politics. She’s obviously very outspoken, very opinionated, and could hold her own against anyone, especially such uninformed looney-tunes like Joy Behar. Her name would mean ratings with millions tuning in just to watch the fireworks. It would make for excellent TV and would never be the slightest bit boring or predictable.

(1) Doug Maynard

Yes, me! Why the hell not? I have my own website, I’m well informed on the issues of the day, and have opinions that I don’t mind sharing at all. Yes, I am a man, but I can pretend to identify as a woman for two hours a day for a good paycheck and I’d be just as sincere and credible as the women already there. I can play up my gay, but still speak up for common sense, responsibility, actions having consequences, and the hypocrisy that rules Washington D.C. and the rest of our nation. And truthfully, what the hell else do I have to do? My ability to go back to work after my recent medical issues are still up in the air and wait and see right now so if by some chance, I’m not able to return to my place at the liquor store, I can be a co-host on a daily chat-show with four contemptible women instead. I don’t dress up or wear suits, but I’m still willing to give it a shot. Hey ABC, call me.

And there you go with the Top Ten Candidates to replace Meagan McCain on The View. Thoughts, comments, and any questions you may have are welcome and appreciated. Who do you think would be a good choice to fill that vacant spot? Let me know in the comments.

And with that, I’m out of here for now. Until the next time, take care of yourself and be good. I’ll see you on The View. Oh yeah, and Let’s Go Brandon. Take care.

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