Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper:
Manners, Military Service & More
January 27, 2022
DougMaynard.com

In Twitterland, there is a man who often tweets questions. His name is Casper and he can be found at @ghostly_host. And me, I’m a man who likes to answer questions. This is what we call Questions By Casper. And it all starts right now.

What is your favorite saying?

Besides “mother-fuck” and “shit”? How about “Snoochie-Boochies”. I don’t actually say it very often, but I just like it.

What is your favorite Christmas show?

That one on the cable channel about the annoying kid who wants a Red Ryder BB Gun even though, as he is told many times, he’ll shoot his eye out.

Who is your most favorite person in the world?

My best friend/bro-son, hetero lifemate, the infamous K-Mak.

Have you ever served in the military?

Nope. I was interested when I was in high school and even spoke to a Navy recruiter several times. I was almost ready to sign up, but then I caught him in a blatant lie. If he was lying to me then, how would things have gone once I was signed up? I got mad, said hell to the no, and after that, the military was out for me.

Have you ever been in a tornado?

I’ve been in many hurricanes over the years, but an actual tornado? I have yet to have that experience.

Do you have good bedside manners?

I have good manners everywhere I happen to be. My Mama raised me right.

What is your favorite starburst flavor?

I like the orange ones and the red ones.

What kind of music do you think is God’s favorite?

I’m guessing that his tastes in music is eclectic and everything has a place in his playlist, except for rap of course.

What is your favorite pastime activity?

Sleeping, writing, drinking, and sex.

What is your favorite thing to ask people when meeting them for the first time?

Who are you? I forgot already. My bad!

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Until the next time, take care and be good. I’ll catch you later, Alligator.

Ubuntu!