Five Questions: Stupid, Fish & More…

Tossing Salt Presents:
5 Questions
Stupid, Fish & More
February 8, 2022
DougMaynard.com

This is a world full of questions and sometimes, I’ll try and find the answers, five at a time. The questions come from my Twitter feed. The answers, that’s all me. Let’s do this.

Is there anything worse than being stupid?

Oh yeah, there most definitely is. How about having to put up with and deal with someone who is stupid? We’re not allowed to kill them, so instead, we must endure. Oy vey!

What is something big that you see happening this year?

I see myself getting a new foot, going back to work at the ABC, opening a Patreon account for my work, and getting engaged to a very sexy, awesome dude. I don’t know who that dude is yet, as I have yet to meet them and am not seeing anyone at the moment, but I’m taking applications. Hey guys, hit me up. Let’s talk!

What is the best type of fish to catch?

A great white shark named Bruce. I hear they’ve got one hell of a bite!

If you had one superpower, what would it be?

As a big comic book nerd, I’ve actually given this question much thought many times. I’ve thought about super-strength, the ability to fly, change shapes and forms, move at super-speed, become invisible, and so many other abilities, but in the end, it all comes back to mind control. Not really telepathy, but instead the ability to control a person’s thoughts and actions through the strength of my own mind. That would be cool and in my hands, a bit creepy as well, but if I had a choice, that’s what I’d pick.

What fictional death hit you the hardest?

Bambi’s mama. I still get a reaction from my allergies when I think of it, even today. Those damn hunters. They need to die!

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions about anything at all that you’d like to see me tackle, feel free and drop me a line. Until the next time, take care of yourself and be safe. I’ll see you on the other side.

Ubuntu!

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