Questions By Casper: Food, Alien Life, The Fox & More

Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper

Food, Alien Life, The Fox & More
February 26, 2022
DougMaynard.com

If you go to Twitter, you’ll find a man named Casper. Casper likes to ask questions. And here, at my site, is a man (Me) who likes to answer them. It’s Questions By Casper and it all starts now. Let’s do this.

Breakfast for dinner? Yay or nay?

Breakfast is good any time of the day or night and for any meal. I had sausage and eggs for dinner earlier tonight and it was damn good. Of course, I drank a Bud Light with it to make it more dinner appropriate for the time of day, but it was still good. Breakfast is the most essential time of the day. It’s true!

Do you have a name for your gun? I mean “power tool”?

No, I have yet to give my power tool a name as of yet. I probably should at some point though considering how much peace of mind it’s contributed to by having it here, always within arm’s reach. Any suggestions for a good name for my happy little power tool? Let me know if you think of any.

Have you ever wondered what life would be like on another planet?

As a long-time comic book and sci-fi guy, I’ve wondered that many times and speculate about it sometimes as I go to bed at night. I’ve watched enough Star Trek, Star Wars, and MCU movies though, I think I have a pretty good idea of what living in a different world would be like. I’m probably 1000% wrong, but I can speculate and pretend, right? And I do.

Do you drive a car or a truck?

I drive a small Ford Ranger pick-up truck, occasionally a Chevy Blazer, and if I’m hard up, my Mom’s Nissan Sentra. I’m versatile.

What is your favorite fruit pie?

Cue the music. Watch the video and then you’ll know.

Do you know what the fox says?

Which Fox? Fox News says Biden is an idiot (true), and Hillary is a crook (also true). Samantha Fox says that “naughty girls need love true”, which is also true. And as for the animal fox, they’re quiet so who knows what the hell they say? Probably, “Hey baby!”.

Where were you when you heard the election was stolen?

Sititing here at my computer as the ballot counting places started closing down for no reason and counting stopping, only for thousands of votes to mysteriously appear in the middle of the night. I was watching TV when FOX called for AZ even though Trump was ahead on votes and then I knew, the election was being stolen right before our eyes.

What is the best toy for kids?

Washers and dryers to play in, not to mention plastic bags to wear as masks. I’m kidding! The truly best toys is/are Lincoln Logs and playdough. I still play with mine every so often when I’m bored. And WWE action figures.

What’s for breakfast?

Breakfast is at least still seven or so hours away so I haven’t really thought too much about it yet, but most likely a hot dog or maybe chicken nuggets. Something quick and easy to be sure.

Where do you think we’d be today if Trump wasn’t wrongfully kicked out of office?

We’d be through with the pandemic B.S., have a strong economy again, and be energy independent, as we were before Biden shut down the Keystone Pipeline. And we wouldn’t be watching Putin invade Ukraine. Putin was leary of pissing off Trump. The current Resident, the addle-minded Pedo, Putin considers him an absolute joke (he is) and has no fear about doing anything he wants.

And there you go. My thanks for reading and thank you to Casper for the questions. Go follow him on Twitter at @Da_Ghostly_Host. You’ll be glad you did. And with that, I’m like any credibility that Adam Schiff ever had, history. Damn, he’s a lying ass weasel. But that’s for another time. Take care of yourself and be safe, my friends. I’ll see you at the Tiki Bar.

Ubuntu!

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