Tossing Salt Presents:
5 Questions
Tom Hanks, Affirmation & More
March 7, 2022
DougMaynard.com

In a world full of questions, I have some of the answers. These come from my Twitter feed. It’s 5 Questions and it all starts now.

How would you feel “if” 10 years from now it was confirmed that Obama was born outside the US and Michelle was a male?

I would be like, “Damn, I told you so!”. And just think of the memes I could make. Hell yeah!

When the entire media complex uses the same narrative, does that make you a little bit suspicious?

Not so much the media, but when I see the Resident post a message, then two minutes later, the Vice-Resident posts almost exactly the same thing, word for word, and then as I scroll down, I see Schumer, Pelosi, Warren, Booker, etc., and it’s all almost identical and word for word. Then the so-called news people start tweeting, not news but their opinions, and it matches the exact same stuff I’ve already seen from the lying-ass politicians. But there’s no collusion between all of these folks, right? No, not at all (rolls eyes).

What is your favorite Tom Hanks film of all time?

I’m not a big Tom Hanks fan, but I did like him on the show Bosom Buddies. That was cool. As for movies, the only ones of his that I’ve watched more than once were Philadelphia and Saving Private Ryan. Aside from those, I’ll pass on Tom Hanks.

LeBron James is an overrated, overhyped, above-average athlete who can’t shoot. True or false?

True. And he’s a stupid idiot as well. True! Michael was and still is better. Always will be.

Would you keep doing what you do to earn a living if you were financially independent? Why one way or the other?

Work at the ABC store? Absolutely. I love my job and all of my fellow employees are damn awesome, and some amazing people. Some of the customers are pretty cool too. Yeah, there are some bad seeds in the bunch, but my boss-man, my co-workers, they make it all well worth it. So even if I was very rich, if I’m able to work and they’ll have me, I’d be there.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Any comments, thoughts, or questions are welcome and appreciated. Until the next time, take care and be good. I’ll see you next time.

Ubuntu!