Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper
Ice Cream, Trust, Alec Baldwin & More
March 17, 2022
DougMaynard.com

Once there was a friendly ghost. His name was Casper. There’s a cool dude on Twitter. His name is Casper too. I don’t think they’re the same person, but then again, who knows? This is Questions By Casper and it all begins right now.

What is something that makes you go “Hmmm”?

That after watching a single speech by Resident Biden or Speaker Pelosi, that people can still support those clowns and believe a single word that they say. Are people really that stupid? Hmmmmm?

What’s the weirdest flavored ice cream you’ve ever had?

Butterscotch. It wasn’t weird, but that after-taste was odd. I didn’t much care for it.

Do you trust people?

I try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt at the beginning, but it takes a lot to actually break through my walls and make it to the actual trust zone. Trust is earned, not given. I had to learn that the hard way.

What is the best ice cream flavor?

Orange Sherbert. I love that stuff.

Are you better at baking or cooking?

Wouldn’t that be the same thing? If you’re baking something, aren’t you cooking it? When I choose to be, I’m good at both.

What would be the scariest way to die?

Have your balls caught in a meat grinder. Or fire. Either way would suck!

Would you ever leave your body to science?

Science wouldn’t want my body. It’ll probably end up being chucked into a dumpster somewhere when the end comes.

Peppermint or spearmint?

Spearmint.

How has Alec Baldwin not been incarcerated?

It’s called being famous, being liberal, and is protected by the powers-that-be because he’s a liberal, famous, white guy who hates Trump, thus he must be kept safe and out of jail.

Who remembers 1¢ candy ball machines?

I do, but just barely.

You know “Freedom doesn’t come free” right?

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose. Nothing ain’t nothing if it’s not free. Or so said Janis Joplin, but in truth, nothing is free and everything has a price, and I do mean everything.

What is the worst code name for a gun?

Banana.

What is something you don’t see Biden saying ever?

The truth. He’s not allowed to speak it and it doesn’t fit the Democratic narrative.

And there you go. My thanks for reading and to Casper (@Da_Ghostly_Host) for the great questions. Comments, thoughts, and any questions you may have are welcome and appreciated. Until the next time, take care and be safe. God bless America.

Ubuntu!