Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Kelly
Habits, Humbleness, Pizza & More
April 3, 2022
DougMaynard.com

I have an hour or so to kill before the start of Night Two of Wrestlemania. Why not do a Q&A, right? But not just any Q&A, but the always fun Questions By Kelly (@Kelly_Ques). If you’re ready, give me a hell yeah! Let’s do this.

What if you could make one gross habit socially acceptable? What habit would that be?

A gross habit that I don’t find gross and should be allowed more in public without vile reactions? I don’t consider it gross, but two men holding hands in public and kissing, the same as men and women doing so, would be my pick. I love holding hands and kissing, don’t you know.

What is your favorite movie of all time?

I don’t one favorite, but rather, two or three. Those would be, subject to my mood at the moment, Clerks, RENT!, and James Dean’s East of Eden. All three are excellent.

Would you eat the last slice of pizza?

Probably not unless I’m hungry, then all bets are off.

What is something that humbled you?

When I was fourteen, I had a very bad temper. I tried to jump on a seventeen year old that was play-wrestling with me. He kicked my ass. I learned after that to watch my temper and pick my shots better. And I do.

What is a good way to give back to the community?

Just be a good person, give back when you can, and treat others with respect and as you’d like to be treated.

What if you could know the worst thing that somebody ever did just by touching their hand?

That would be both fascinating and creepy as hell. I wouldn’t want this ability, but I can think of several ways of making this work to my benefit.

What is the best Halloween candy?

The Baby Snickers… they rock!

Fruits or vegetables?

Flamers or cripples, what a choice. Okay, I’m joking since I tend to lean to the flaming side sometimes and also use a wheelchair on occasion, I can do that. I’ll go with the fruits.

Take a friend on your family vacation or join a friend on their family vacation?

I don’t do family stuff. How about just me and a friend? I would go with my best friend and his family on a vacation though, but they’re awesome and the exception to the rule.

Passenger or driver?

I hate driving. I’ll be the co-pilot instead.

Other people are important because _?

Booty calls by yourself are no fun.

Crunchy peanut butter or smooth peanut butter?

Smooth, just like the bald head of that guy I saw up at the Wound Center last week. He was HOT!

Can you hula hoop?

I’m fat, middle-aged, and have one foot. I don’t think so.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, or any questions you may have are welcome and appreciated. And thank you to Kelly for the great questions. Until the next time, take care and be good. I’ll see you on the next go-round.

Ubuntu!