Tossing Salt Presents:
Bold Predictions For 2023
Politics, Hollywood, Music & More
December 25, 2022
So what is a Bold Prediction? It’s a prediction that COULD happen, but in all honestly, probably won’t. So here we are with my Bold Predictions for the year 2023 for the world of politics, music, Hollywood, the News, and of course, more wrestling. And while none of these might happen, they all could. Keep that in mind. And now, go and ready and enjoy. It’s Bold Predictions for 2023. And it all starts right here and now. Let’s do this.
Donald Trump and Joe Biden will unite to do a commercial for Lite Beer from Miller, arguing if it tastes great or is less filling. Biden will choose JIF.
Mitch McConnell will announce his retirement from the U.S. Senate, claiming that he’s tired of everyone just wanting to date him.
Nancy Pelosi will file for divorce from her husband Paul after complaining that he likes to get hammered too much.
Beto O’Rourke will announce that he’s running for dog catcher… and lose.
Stacey Abrams will eat the city of Atlanta, GA. Yes, the entire city. She will say that she was hungry because she missed lunch.
Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, and Sunny Hostin will be fired from The View and replaced by three rabid hyenas. No one will notice the difference.
Rob Reiner will announce that he’s officially changing his legal name to Meathead since that’s what everyone calls him anyhow.
The Rock will reunite with former “The Rundown” co-stars Seann William Scott and Rosario Dawson to reboot the television show “Three’s Company” with them as the stars.
Kermit the Frog will pen a tell-all biography and claim that he was sexually assaulted by Bill Cosby in the mid-80s.
Roseanne will return to the television show, “The Conners”, where she’ll play the ghost of Roseanne, herself.
Bette Midler and Cher will announce a 52-city tour together, which will be canceled when advance ticket sales for all 52 cities only sell three tickets.
Gene Simmons and KISS will make an animated movie with Captain Caveman & The Teen Angels, called “KISS an Angel Good Morning!”
Dolly Parton will release a hard rock album and her duet with Alice Cooper will go multi-platinum.
Miley Cyrus will win seven Grammy Awards.
Kayne West will storm the stage at the next Grammy Awards Ceremony and interrupt Grace Jones. Jones will bite his head off.
Elon Musk will appoint Donald Trump Jr. as the new CEO of Twitter. Liberal heads will explode.
Keith Olbermann will return to prime-time news by taking a job for the ten o’clock spot for CNN.
While guesting on “The Five”, Tyrus will get annoyed and give Geraldo Rivera a clothesline. Geraldo will not get back up. Tyrus will get a raise.
Liz Cheney will join MSNBC as a special correspondent.
Don Lemon will be fired from CNN when he opens up his show by calling Senator Ted Cruz a “booger”.
Marko Stunt will return to AEW and win the AEW Championship from MJF.
AEW star Powerhouse Hobbs will become the protege of “The World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry and will end up in a romantic relationship with retired wrestler Katie Glass, better known as Diamond Lil’, age 78, resulting in pregnancy for Glass.
Tony Khan will announce a “huge surprise” for AEW. The surprise will be Mr. Socko. No Mick Foley, but just a face painted on a sock.
Muppetlegend Miss Piggy will be a surprise entrant in the 2022 Women’s Royal Rumble match.
Vince McMahon will return to the WWE and declare war on Triple H and Stephanie. He will bring in CM Punk, FTR, and Hornswoggle as his “army” to attempt to take back the WWE.
And there you go. My thanks for reading. So what are your bold predictions for the year 2023? Let me know in the comments box. Also drop me a line if you have any comments, thoughts, or questions to ask. And now, this is where I close this up. Take care, stay safe, and may the force be with you. I’ll see you in the principal’s office. Merry Christmas!