Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #8
Random Twitter Q&A
March 10, 2023
DougMaynard.com

In a world full of questions, it’s always fun to reply with an answer or two. I used to do a regular piece called “Questions By Casper”, but alas, Casper has gone MIA. But others have stepped up to fill the void. Just random questions from my Twitter friends. Are you ready? Let’s go.

What did you name your first car?

My first car was a 1978 Toyota Corolla, so obviously I gave it an appropriate name befitting a Japanese car. I named it “Chaing Kai”, after legendary Chinese dictator Chiang Kai-shek. Yeah, I know, but they all look alike to me. Damn, that’s a racist statement. But it was the early 80s and I didn’t know any better. My Japanese car in the United States had a Chinese name. Go figure.

What’s a random fact about an animal that you love?

Cats are physically incapable of walking by a person (me) who is trying to accomplish something or is lost in a project without jumping up to interrupt that person, meowing loudly, and making a nuisance of themselves. “He looks busy! Let’s bug him!”

What is the greatest Mystery of all time?

How the basement dummy allegedly got 81,000,000 votes in the last Presidential election? Even figuring in the dead people, the felons, and the common core addition, it just doesn’t add up. And they wonder why we (the American people with common sense and logical thinking) say the Presidential election of 2020 was stolen and fake.

Who is the greatest Curry of all time?

The star of the Rocky Horror Picture Show and all-around great entertainer, Tim Curry. Who else with that surname even comes close?

How do you take your eggs?

Just so long as they’re cooked (and not green), I’m good. It doesn’t matter if it’s fried, scrambled, over-easy, easy-over, or nuked in the microwave, and has some substance and texture to them, I’ll munch them down.

Be honest with yourself: Should women go to jail for falsely accusing anyone of rape?

I don’t care if it’s a man or a woman, but if anyone makes false allegations against another person, be it rape, domestic abuse, shoplifting, or anything at all, the person who had made the false accusations should be arrested, prosecuted, and their ass locked up for the duration of whatever the sentence of the original false charges would be. So yeah, make a fake charge and suffer the consequences, as it should be.

What have your mistakes in judgment taught you?

That people suck and in the words of “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, “don’t trust anyone!”.

Apart from “ life is short “ what other lines do you use before you make bad decisions.!?

“What the hell? He’s cute!” Either that or “Look at that ass! Fuck it!”

Montana House passes bill to ban drag shows for minors.
DO YOU SUPPORT THIS?

I have nothing against drag shows and in fact, have had some memorable moments attending a drag show in Fayetteville, NC many years ago. Charlie looked like a linebacker in a dress and Little Chris was a very attractive female. BUT I do agree that these shows should be for adults only and minors, under the age of 18, should not be there. Kids shouldn’t be thinking about sexual identities or gender affirmation or any of the other mental illnesses that the liberal wackadoodle left wants to expose them to. Let the kids be kids and worry about kid stuff as it should be.

Marvin Gaye or Al Green?

It’s a hard choice because both men are very talented and amazing singers, but if I have to choose, I’ll go with the guy that had my dad feeding quarters into the jukebox with the amazing song, “Sexual Healing”. Al Green always said, “Let’s Stay Together”, but Marvin Gaye was the best of the best and I’ll go with the man who said, “Let’s Get It On”.

Would you rather be able to speak any language or be able to communicate with animals?

Communicate with the animals. I like animals, but people? Well, they pretty much suck!

What is the WORST pain you have ever experienced? How did you survive?

Physical pain is a bad thing and hard to deal with, but I’ve always found a way and managed to find a way. Being abused as a kid sucked, but I dealt with it and was able to dig deep and keep on keeping on. But the deal with being betrayed lied to and used by someone you loved, well, that’s the absolute worst. Physical pain is bearable. Abuse, it’s rough but bearable. Dealing with the loss and death of a family member is hard, but bearable. Being betrayed by someone you loved, well, that’s a whole different level of pain. It sucks!

Are transwomen women?

No, they’re men pretending to be women. Women don’t have dicks.

Do you show your receipt when walking out of Walmart?

I usually have it in my hands when I’m exiting the store, just in case I’m needing to show it. But they never ask.

TV character that you are most like?

I’m too hardcore and Dougie for television. Quiet and low-key, but sarcastic and kind of a pervert, but in a respectable and loveable way. Is there any character on TV quite like me? Oh yeah, Bea Arthur as Dorothy on the Golden Girls.

And there you go. I guess that’s enough for now. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Let’s have a discussion and get down with the nitty-gritty. What else do you have to do? And with those words being uttered, let’s wrap this up. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you on the next go-round. Love you, mean it.

Ubuntu!