Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #25
Random Twitter Q&A
March 29, 2023
DougMaynard.com

In a world full of questions, it’s always fun to reply with an answer or two. I used to do a regular piece called “Questions By Casper”, but alas, Casper has gone MIA. But others have stepped up to fill the void. Just random questions from my Twitter friends. Are you ready? Let’s go.

Clean as you cook or clean up at the end?

I despise dirty dishes so I keep cleaning as I go. I don’t want to deal with a mess after I’ve already had to cook too.

Angel food is not available, what is the best cake?

I love the Red Velvet, but the wicked side of me loves Devil’s Food. I don’t care though. Just feed me that cake!

What’s your favorite meal to make when you’re too exhausted to cook?

A Fried Chicken Hungry Man or chicken nuggets. Either way, I just turn the oven on, throw the food on a cookie sheet, and wait. Simple and easy, just how I like it.

When was the last time you cried as an Adult?

Yesterday. I was watching a movie and it brought back a memory of a special person who isn’t here anymore and the allergies just went crazy on me. I hate it when that happens.

Who is the all-time greatest athlete in sports history that has the same first name as you?

Hell if I know. I can’t think of any famous sports guy named Doug.

What tattoo do you want and where would you put it?

I want a 4 Horsemen tattoo and I want it on my left arm/bicep. And one day, I’ll have it done. Also, a set of the Rocky Horror Picture Show lips on my other arm would be awesome as hell too. Don’t dream it! Be it!

Would you rather be held in high regard by your parents or your friends?

I’ve only got a small number of friends and they come and go. Let’s go with the parents. I know I’ve disappointed them a lot over the years, but their respect means everything.

What’s the one movie scene that never fails to make you laugh every single time?

This one right here:

Name something that was overhyped and massively under-delivered.

Bray Wyatt’s return to the WWE and the creation of AEW. So far, both have been majorly disappointing.

Do you give money to homeless people on the street or do a Dionne Warwick on them and “Walk On By”?

It depends on the person, the situation, and what my gut instinct says.

What is your dream Job?

Either a book author or a professional wrestling booker/promoter.

What is your favorite social media platform, and why?

My all-time favorite was MySpace. I met so many wonderful people at that site and always had fun. Then they decided to “improve” it and it went down faster than Kamala Harris when visiting Willie Brown. As for the active ones now, let’s go with Facebook. It mostly sucks, but I can keep up with several good people by using it and that’s a good thing, right?

And there you go. My thanks for reading. And by the way, get ready for a lot more to come. I took a couple of days off for feeling depressed and anxious and well, now I’ve got a backlog. So you’ve been warned. And with that being said, take care and stay well. Any comments, thoughts, or questions are welcome and appreciated. And I’ll see you again in just a little bit. Take care.

Ubuntu!