Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #61
Random Twitter Q&A
May 6, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Once upon a time, there was a man named Casper who lived on Twitter and asked lots of great questions. He asked and I would answer, thus Questions By Casper was born. But then one day, he vanished and I had to find another source for my Q&As. Well, Twitter stepped up and now provides me with lots of random questions. It’s not Casper anymore, but it’s still lots of great fun. Now it’s Questions (Not) By Casper. And it all starts right now. Let’s go.

If you could have any new skill instantly, what would you choose?

The ability to put my leg behind my head. The guys would love it.

Dairy Queen isn’t available, what is the greatest restaurant to get ice cream?

Baskin Robbins.

Should children know how to cook?🤔👩🏻‍🍳

Children should, in my opinion, be “helping” in the kitchen by age 6 or 7, be able to prepare simple foods by age 10, and by the time they’re 14, be able to at least cook simple meals. I was fixing eggs, hamburgers, and spaghetti by the time I was 10. So that would be a yes.

If aliens came to Earth and asked to speak to only one ambassador, who would you want it to be?

Considering who our “leaders” are, I’ll tell them that no one is home and to come back later or I can take a message. If they’re persistent, I’d take them to speak to Stone Cold Steve Austin and leave him to deal with them, either by peaceful communication over a cold beer or by opening up a can of whoop-ass on their Martian asses.

If you had to rename “Deodorant” what would you call it instead of deodorant?

Sweat-Remover.

What should happen if you get home and the fast food place gave you the wrong order?

If it’s a better order than what I asked for, I eat it. If something has been forgotten or it’s a cheaper order, then it’s either a phone call made or time to go back to the restaurant and open up a can of whoop-ass.

If you had a talk show, who would your first guest be?

Alice Cooper. And the rest of the guests for my panel would be Brad Williams, Arn Anderson & Johnny Depp.

Fill in the blank. I could never be a liberal because __?

I tend to act on thought and not emotion and I have a brain. It might be a bit warped, but it does understand consequences and prefers to look at the big picture instead of self-interests.

Does where your food comes from bother you?

Not so long as it tastes good and fills up my hungry belly, no.

What is the worst topping you could put on a pizza?

Those nasty-ass dead little fishes. They are disgusting!

Do you think Michelle Obama would make for a good president of the USA?

She’s never held political office or any kind of job except for being a lawyer and she’s been disbarred from that. She’s a man, a hypocrite, hates America, and hates white people. By Democratic standards, she’s the perfect candidate, but would she make a good President? No, I don’t think so.

If you were on our Trivia team, what categories could we count on you for?

Wrestling, comics, classic television, and country music.

WITHOUT GOOGLING
Name a famous skater.

Tonya Harding. I saw her honeymoon video. I would say I wasn’t impressed, but if I say anything at all really, she’s liable to take my knee out.

If you summed up your life in one word, what word would it be?

Disco… because it sucks!

What’s the hardest part about working from home?

Trying to focus on work with all the constant distractions from people, animals, the phone, that damn TV in the other room, and everything else. I need to get a private office or building away from here before I freaking snap! I hate this damn place.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Sorry if this one is a bit of a downer. I’m not happy right now, but I’m going to my room. I’ll get better. Take care and be well and I’ll see you on the funny pages.

Ubuntu!