Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #78
Random Twitter Q&A
May 17, 2023
Once upon a time, there was a man named Casper who lived on Twitter and asked lots of great questions. He asked and I would answer, thus Questions By Casper was born. But then one day, he vanished and I had to find another source for my Q&As. Well, Twitter stepped up and now provides me with lots of random questions. It’s not Casper anymore, but it’s still lots of great fun. Now it’s Questions (Not) By Casper. And it all starts right now. Let’s go.
Would you spend a night in a haunted asylum for $5,000?
Sure thing. Just tell me when and where and I’ll be there. Hell, I’d probably do it for free, but if I can get paid, that’s even better. Sign me up.
What is a boring fact about yourself?
I like beer.
What is the greatest Horror Movie franchise of all time?
This one is easy. The Rocky Horror Picture Show. And yes, it counts. It even says “Horror” in the movie title.
Who is the greatest Jack of all time?
Let’s go with “Jack In The Box”. He’s been popping up for years.
What is your “go-to” movie when you need a laugh?
Generally, any Kevin Smith movie will work, but the first one, Clerks, is the best. “36?”.
Can you feel the energy?
I’d call it more of a vibe than energy, but where most people are concerned, I can definitely feel something.
What’s a song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that you really like?
The Ballad of Curtis Leow. This song right here.
My dream house is in the movie Father Of The Bride but with a pool and out in the country with plenty of acreages. If you had to pick a movie/tv house which one would you pick?
Another easy one. From Dark Shadows, Collinwood.
What’s a book set you’d love to own?
The entire series of Marilyn Ross books about Dark Shadows. I have most of them, but out of 32 books, I’m still missing 8. I’ll find them eventually though. EBay is a wonderful thing.
Is Taylor Swift a witch?
I think more people would probably switch that first letter to a “b” to describe Ms. Swift. But is she? I never saw her mentioned in the Harry Potter books or on Bewitched so I would say no, probably not.
What’s a song that accurately portrays an immature time in your life?
This little ditty by Travis Tritt. I can remember a few times when I felt ten feet tall and bulletproof.
Which song about America gets You Pumped Up and Ready for us to take back our Republic?
Let’s go with Struggle Jennings for this one because it’s so damn true. God, we need you now.
Who is the greatest fictional music artist of all time?
I would say the duo of Milli Vanilli. Girl, you know it’s true.
Do you turn the lights off when you’re not using them?
Most of the time, yes.
Serious question. What’s the difference between the “ghetto” and the “hood”?
The hood is where the Boyz are from, while the poor little child is born in the ghetto… and his mother cries.
And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Take care and stay well, my friends. I’ll see you on the funny pages.