Random Adult Survey – November 30, 2017

Random Adult Survey
November 30, 2017
DougMaynard.com

I want to go to bed and sleep. I can’t because I have somewhere I need to be in a hour. So I’m doing a survey. Enjoy!…

1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night?

There is no bad time for sex – only bad people to have sex with… those are also usually the most fun people to have sex with.

2. What side of the bed do you sleep on?

On the left side usually…

3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken?

I generally prefer chicken…

4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?

Yep!

5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on?

Left, I think…

6. Candles or Incense?

Candles…

7. Do you dance when no one is watching?

Absolutely… and sometimes even when they are…

8. Did you play doctor when you were little?

Yeppers – once or twice…

9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

Why? Are you offering me some? How much are we talking about?

10. Stove top cooking or microwave?

Definitely stove top. It may take longer, but usually tastes better.

11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?

The car…

12. Shower or bath?

Showers

13. Do you pee in the shower?

Of course. I’m a guy, aren’t I? And urine is sterile by the way… and it’s my urine so it’s all okay.

Where is question 14?

15. Mexican or Chinese food?

Mexican men, but Chinese food… the only way to go.

16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

Aggressive. I’m the passive one, but I like it rough… lol

17. Do you love someone?

I love many people, but no one in the romantic way currently, damn it. I need to rectify that ASAP. Any volunteers?

18. Do you own sex toys?

Maybe… lol

19. Corn Dogs or Hot Dogs?

Hot dogs, but corn dogs are good too.

20. Your favorite restaurant?

Probably Burger King… I have coupons. Golden Run is pretty good too.

21. What did you have for lunch today?

A Cherry turnover…

22. Which do you prefer, iceberg or romaine lettuce?

Iceberg

23. When did you last fall down?

A couple of weeks ago…

24. Have you ever wished someone were dead?

I have on a few occasions – I was pissed off…

25. Love or Money?

Love forever eludes me so I’ll take the money Regis…

26. Credit Cards or cash?

I like cash…

27. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t?

Not really… I like my family (most of the time anyhow).

28. Oreos or Vanilla Wafers

Vanilla Wafers

29. How do you like your steak cooked?

Medium Well

30. How do you like your eggs cooked?

Fried…

31. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight?

Yeppers.

32. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?

Definitely the motel…

33. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?

Surgery – I hate people messing around with my mouth… well, for medical stuff anyhow…

34. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?

Why would I even want to? I’ve been bald before and it was NOT a pretty sight.

35. Would you rather have lice or an STD?

Neither appeals all that much to me. How about neither one.

36.What is your favorite hard candy?

Life savers

37) Ever been to a strip club?

Yeah and I wasn’t really impressed all that much. I can work a pole better than any of those ho’s…

38) Ever been to a bar?

Once or twice.

39) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

Not that I can remember…

40) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?

Not carried out – no, but maybe a little leaning on for support has happened once or twice.

41) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?

Every chance I get…

42) Thrown up from drinking too much?

A few times in my younger days… yes.

43) Had sex in the car?

Not in the past 24 hour… oh wait. Yeah…

44) Had sex at the beach?

Yes…

45) Had sex in a movie theater?

Does the Drive-In count?

46) Had sex in a bathroom?

Yeah, a few times…

47) Had sex at work?

Yeah, a few times…

48) Have you ever been in an “adult” store?

Well, technically I work in an adult store, but just a different type of adult product is what we sell from what is implied here. And yes…

49) Bought something from an adult store?

Yes…

50) Have you spent over $200.00 in one visit to the adult store?

Nah, I like the cheap stuff…

51) Is there anyone other than SO that you would ever consider having sex with?

Many people – I’m single so any guy that I like and find attractive is an option.

52)Have you been caught having sex?

Yeppers…

54) Have you ever kissed a stranger?

Yeppers…

55) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?

I’m sure that there are a couple out there floating around. No big deal. If you want some, just ask and maybe we can work out a trade or something… lol

And that’s all folks.

Ubuntu!

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