From six years ago today….
100 Fun Questions On A Stick: December 15, 2011
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
They’re closed. There’s a ton of clothes I don’t wear and other stuff I don’t use anymore crammed in there and I use the closet for storage to hold this stuff until I get motivated enough to trash it all or have a great yard sale or possbibly expand my wardrobe from the usual dozen or so items I actually like to wear.
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
The cheap ass dirt motels I usually stay at (Pine Acres Lodge) doesn’t provide them. I need to move to a higher standard of hotels.
3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I sleep on top of the sheets, which are tucked in. I’m under the comforters and blankets, but the sheets are rarely touched or ruffled. And I’m still snug as a bug in a rug.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Hmmm… Have the statue of limitations expired yet? I think so, so the answer would be… maybe…. lol.
5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
I do use them on occasion, but my big thing is using index cards, scribbling notes on them and then tossing them when I’m through. It works for me.
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Nope – I rarely cut out coupons unless its for something very special or maybe Arby’s or Burger King. And then I forget about them, they expire, and I’m a sad, sad panda.
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Probably a bear. He’d be named Fred… lol.
8. Do you have freckles?
9. Do you always smile for pictures?
Nope – the few pictures that have me smiling are few and far between. I am good for a smirk or sneer on occasion though.
10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
People! ‘Nuff said!
11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Nah, that would get too confusing after a while.
12. Have you ever peed in the woods?
Of course – when you got to go, you go…
13. What about pooped in the woods?
Of course – when you got to go, you do..
14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Yeppers – I dance to the music playing in my mind..
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16. How many people have you slept with this week?
I haven’t slept with anyone. I did play away with a friend for a few minutes, but we were both wide awake the entire time.
17. What size is your bed?
18. What is your Song of the week?
Do I even have a song of the week?
Probably the song on my mind the most is “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”. It’s been playing in my mind all week.
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Absolutely – pink is a cool color and looks sexy.
20. Do you still watch cartoons?
21. Whats your least favorite movie?
Hard to pick just one… most of these “romantic comedies” that are out now – not quite chick flicks and not quite comedies (no matter what they try to claim) but somewhere in between.
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
In my back yard… duh!
23. What do you drink with dinner?
Usually Diet Pepsi or Diet Dew..
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25. What is your favorite food?
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Any of the Kevin Smith films fit this description, the Naked Gun movies, Airplane, the Police Academy movies. etc.
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you?
I’m not naming names – it’s nobody’s business but mine and the person’s that I kiss or whatever it is we decide to do.
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
I was a cub scout for a grand total of one meeting – not my thing.
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
I don’t know who woud want to see me nude (I’m a sexy beast to be sure, but this belly isn’t really photogenic), but still… pay me and I’ll bare all for anyone who wants to see. No shame here.
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Earlier today – I write to the man I love at least 3 times a week. Usually more.
31. Can you change the oil on a car?
Yeppers, but why would I want to? That’s what sexy men are for… lol.
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Yeah, but that was a long time ago. My most recent ticket was that damn seat belt law (which is unconstitutional in my opinion)
33. Ran out of gas?
Yeppers, it has happened.
34. Favorite kind of sandwich?
Hamburgers or cheesburgers, followed closely by the classic Peanut Butter & Jelly… love that stuff.
35 Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Fried chicken or Hot Dogs
36. What is your usual bedtime?
When I’m tired and ready to go to bed.
37. Are you lazy?
I have my lazy moments, as do we all, but I think it’s a case by case basis.
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Cowboys, zombies, vampires, drag queens and The Hulk (and that’s all been within the past fifteen years)
39. What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40. How many languages can you speak?
I took spanish and latin in school and can speak a slight bit of each. Plus english, urban american, Robeseon County style lumbee and kitty cat. So that’s how many six or seven. I’m bilingual (among other things)
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
The Advocate, OUT, Rolling Stone, Spin and The Trumpet
42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Legos (love them things)
43. Are you stubborn?
At times, I can be a bit set in my ways, thoughts, opinions, etc.
44. Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
Letterman. Leno is a two-faced, lying, piece of crap and needs to be covered with honey and big red ants who have been starved.
45. Ever watch soap operas?
I watch the WWE – that’s pretty damn close. I also used to watch General Hospital, All My Children and One Life To Live every day when I was younger and grew up (when I was very little) watching Dark Shadows. I love the soaps.
46. Afraid of heights?
Yeah, they do make me a little dizzy and disoriented.
47. Sing in the car?
48. Dance in the shower?
Not too much – it’s wet and slippery and if I dance around, I’m liable to fall and bust my ass. That’s not a good thing.
49. Dance in the car?
50. Ever used a gun?
Yeppers – my stepdad taught me to shoot when I was very young.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
The year 2000…
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
I love musicals and think they’re awesome…
53. Is Christmas stressful?
It can be and has been in the past, but I’ve mellowed a bit and I don’t let it or the holidays get to me anymore. No stress allowed. I do what I can when I can, but if I can’t, I’m not going to get upset or distraught over it.
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
I have no idea what this is, so I would seriously doubt it.
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
Either apple or lemon
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
A wrestler, a writer, a super hero or a TV weatherman… lol
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
At times… yes!
59. Take a vitamin daily?
Nope – I drink a pepsi instead.
60. Wear slippers?
I do have a very cool pair of house slippers that I like to wear. They’re comfy!
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
Either boxers and a t-shirt or else pajama pants and a t-shirt. I like to be comfortable.
63. First concert?
I think it was Pure Prarie League or it may have been Willie Nelson. It was one of those two acts.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
I prefer K-Mart of the three, but all we have around here is Wal-Mart which sucks!
65. Nike or Adidas?
Neither really – I’m not into labels – good shoes is good shoes. ‘Nuff said!
66.Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
Nope – I’m a white man and I have no rhythm, despite having the gay gene. I was deprived!
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Well, the man I want to be my future spouse is kind of blue collar type of guy and I can easily see him working construction or electrical work – he has all the degrees and education for a job like that. He could also be a porn star (he’s sexy and has the right equpment for that as well). He’s capable of doing anything.
71. Can you curl your tongue?
Nope, but I can make a guy’s toes curl because of the things I can do with my tongue. It’s got skills and if you don’t believe me (and you’re a sexy dude), just ask for a demonstration and I’ll rock your world.
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
Yeppers – several of them.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
I have – many times. I’m a very emotive person… lol.
74. Own any record albums?
Several hundred of them… going back over forty years.
75. Own a record player?
Yeppers – have two stereos that I can play records on – yay!
76. Regularly burn incense?
Nope – very rarely.
77. Ever been in love?
Yeppers, I have been and I am now… and he completes me. I love you, Cal…
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
Alice Cooper (again), Kid Rock, Eminem. Shooter Jennings, Jessi Colter and of course, mostly of all, Andrew Singer aka Soce the Elemental Wizard.
79. What was the last concert you saw?
I think it was Reba McIntyre and John Micheal Montgomery. Can’t remember if Janis Ian was before or after that.
80.Hot tea or cold tea?
I don’t do tea – I prefer soft drinks or lemonade.
81.Tea or coffee?
Neither – see my previous answer.
82. Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Snickerdoodles (love them things – might go make some later tonight. Yummy!)
83.Can you swim well?
I’ve been swimming since I was three years old and can swim very well.
84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
I can be if I have to be – I don’t like to be though.
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
For my wedding?? I think I’d like to have a DJ (DJ Roy Gee of course) and also a karaoke machine so a few select friends (Woody, Daniel) could get up there and entertian the guests. But whatever we have, I promise NOT to sing… lol
87.Ever won a contest?
Yes – when I do something or enter a competition, I play to win.
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
A couple of times – on my hand / wrist when I was little and then a couple of years later on my ankle. I’ve got some kick-ass scars.
89. Which are better black or green olives?
Blah to both! Yuck!
90.Can you knit or crochet?
Nope – those are skills that I have yet to acquire..
91. Best room for a fireplace?
Either living room or family room – it depends on the house actually.
92. Do you want to get married?
I would love to get married, so long as it’s to the right person. Unfortunately, I can’t get married because NC does not allow same-sex marriages and the person I love and want to spend the rest of my life just happens to be another guy. So out-dated laws and politicians that are afraid to offend the religious right control what I can and can’t do and deny me of my happiness, my right to liberty and the pursuit of happiness and the opportunity to enter a legally binding committment, under the eyes of God (who loves all of us, gay or straight) with my soul-mate. Maybe one day it will happen. Who knows? I hope so.
93. If married, how long have you been married?
Not married – change the laws first!
94. Who was your HS crush?
Hell if I can remember – I had a different lust each week – the first in high school that I remember that I really wanted to hook up with (despite my insecurities and confusion) was Jack. He was (and is) an incredibly sexy beast and an awesome human being as well.
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Nope. Maybe if I did, I’d get my way more often. Who knows?
96. Do you have kids?
I have no kids to call my own. It sucks!
97. Do you want kids?
I would love to have kids of my own, but unfortunately, I’ve grown too old to start being a father now – that ship has sailed for me.
98. Whats your favorite color?
Black, Purple and Hot Pink
99. Do you miss anyone right now?
I miss a lot of people in different ways for different reasons. I miss Cal because I love him. I miss Matt and Theresa because they’re my friends and I just want to see them and hang out with them again. I miss Danny (yes, I admit it) for the good sex. I miss Michael because he’s my lil’ brother and we ended things in a bad way. I miss Brent and Russ because they’re just so awesome and bring out the best in me and make me a better person. And I could go on and on and on. Kenneth, Brian, Marshall, Tatitia, Chris B., etc. So many good and amazing wonderful people in my life and as of late, I’ve become more and more isolated and apart from them. I don’t like it and I wish things were different and could change.
100. What is the word?
Of course, the word is “bird”. Bird is the word!