5 (More) Questions: Secrets, Street Justice & More – September 23, 2018

Tossing Salt Presents:
5 (More) Questions
Secrets, Street Justice & More
September 23, 2018
DougMaynard.com

Another edition of “5 Questions”? Yes, my friends. It’s catch-up day and I’ve got a slew of Q&A’s waiting to be written and posted. I’m on a roll, baby! Plus it’s either do this or go socialize and be part of humanity and after the past few days at work, plus dealing with the Hurricane and flooding stuff of this past week, I don’t want to be around people right now at all. Well, unless they’re giving me sex or money and then I may change my mind. Food is good too. Food is our friend and I’m getting hungry. But aside from those reasons, my “people patience” is not doing well today and I’m not in a good place for dealing with others. Nothing personal against any of those “others”, but I’m just not able or feeling it. So I’m doing this instead. Aren’t you so excited and happy? Let’s get the ball rolling and do this…

Would you be a “side chick” for $1000 a month?

I’ve been a “side-chick” on many occasions in the past for free, but in my defense, green eyes, nice ass and it was what I wanted / needed at the time. So for a thousand bucks a month to use them, abuse them and then send them home to wife and family? Hell yeah, you betcha!

Should “street justice” be allowed against looters in time of national crisis?

If there is someone out there looting and stealing during a time of national disaster such as a hurricane or flooding, when the area is under curfew or martial law, I have but one thing to say and it’s a quote from Uncle Fester of the Addams Family. “Shoot them in the back!”. If they want to act like crazy, mindless morons, then put them down like a rabid dog. ‘Nuff said!

If you had no money to feed your family, how would you go about getting food?

If I had no money and my family was starving, I’d do whatever it takes, simple as that. But first, I would ask for help because that usually tends to work the best.

What secret have you got that you would hate to be made public?

If I say it here, it won’t be a secret anymore and will have been made public so why should / would I answer if I would hate for anyone to know? This sounds like a Kamala Harris “gotcha question” except for that she’s not that smart to have the comprehension for a question such as this. I think I know what one of the answers would be though. I’m actually a nice guy and like (most) people. Most people think I’m a gruff old ass-clown who is anti-social and detests humanity and that’s all true to a point, but there are times that I actually like and enjoy interacting with ad being around people. True, they’re not very often and it’s definitely not today, but I don’t think all people are bad or are idiots. Just some of them. And I actually like most folks. Just don’t tell anyone I said that!

When was the last time that you tried something new?

Earlier this past week. I tried living six days with no power, no work, no computer, no TV, no hot food and no hot showers. I didn’t like it and wouldn’t advise that kind of life to anyone. Damn you Florence.

And there you go. Thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts and questions are welcome. And until the next time, I’m out of here. Have a great one.

Ubuntu!

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