5 Questions: The Ex, Movies, Pets & More…

Tossing Salt Presents:
5 Questions
The Ex, Movies, Pets & More
October 3, 2018
DougMaynard.com

Facebook is full of questions, both good and bad. There are some nosy ass people on Facebook to be sure, but I love each and every one of them. Well, not all of them, but some. Okay, two of them. And that’s only part of the time. It’s not my fault though. I just don’t like people. Now get off my lawn, turn that music down and pull your pants up. Damn kids! Just kidding.  I love you all.  Now what was I saying? Oh yeah, Facebook is full of questions. And here is where I answer them, five at a time. Let’s do this…

Name something your ex was really good at?

Which one? Chris was really good at lying. He was also really good at stealing. And cheating. Can’t forget that one. But I think this question wants positive answers so let me think of something positive that he was good at. Great personality so he was good at talking to and listening. And a great ass so he was good at being sexy. Not really good at putting that sexiness to work if you catch my drift, but damn, what an ass.

You are given the choice of who will be the next Supreme Court Justice. Who would you pick?

I’ll pick Judge Judy. Who the hell would want to argue with her in the confirmation hearings? And if she’s not possible, then I’ll go with The Undertaker. He’s been moderating “Wrestlers Court” in the WWE for over twenty years and if he can handle the WWE Locker room, then the Supreme Court would probably be a breeze.

Which movies traumatized you the most as a kid?

The first one that comes to mind was The Exorcist. It was so creepy and tore my nerves up. Also The Omen. Mom used to call me Damien sometimes because of that movie. I can’t imagine why.  Also Bambi.  The hunters killed Bambi’s Mom.  Those bastards!

Southern Desserts: One’s gotta go. Which one? Banana Pudding, Peach Cobbler, Sweet Potato Pie or Pound Cake?

Peach Cobbler. I’m not a big fan. Too sweet.

Name an exotic animal you’d like to have for a pet?

Would a skunk count as an “exotic animal”? I remember seeing one in a pet shop back when I was like ten years old and ever since, I’ve wanted one. Get them descented and they’re just like beautiful cats but with bushy tails and a french accent. They can also be litter box trained from what I understand. Just a kid and his skunk. That would have been awesome.

And there you go. Short, but sweet. That reminds me of my ex too now that I think of it except that he was tall, at least in height. Thank you for reading. Thoughts, comments and any questions welcome and appreciated. Until the next time, take care and stay safe. Have a great one.

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