5 Questions (X2)
Urban Legends, Charity, Jack Nicholson & More
October 27, 2018
It used to be called “Facebook Q&A” because the questions come from Facebook (mostly). Now I call it “5 Questions” because I answer these questions, five at a time. Well, usually that’s the way we do it, but I’ve got a big backlog of questions waiting in my computer notes. So with that in mind, we’re gonna double it up and do ten questions. Enjoy. And away we go…
How many acronyms can you make for the letters “DJT”?
Of course the most obvious is “Donald J. Trump”, but that’s too easy. So let’s get creative. “Ducks Jumping Twins”. “Doug Jumps Twinks”. “Dog Jerky Time”. “Dallas Joke Team”. “Dimes Jews Touch”. “Double Jesus Tuesday”. “Doing Japanese Twinks”. Hell, I’m going blank here, but that’s a few anyhow.
Is it okay to date a friend’s ex?
Date? Hell no, that is just so wrong. Just screw ’em and be done with it. Sex is okay if they’re HOT, but don’t date them or be seen in public unless you want trouble.
What is the best Jack Nicholson movie?
There are so many choices and he always plays the same character, kind of. My choices for the best are, “Batman”, “The Shining” and “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest”.
Three favorite charities?
Humane Society (anything to do with animals), The Red Cross and Hope In Christ Ministries (the food bank where I have volunteered since 2007).
If you & your family were to start a family business, what kind of business would it be?
Me & my family? Lord help us all if that group was required to work with me and help run a business. It’d probably be a small bar though. If there’s one thing that my family knows, it’s bars.
What would a Bizarro-you be like?
Friendly, outgoing, enjoys being around people and ugly as fuck cause the real me is a moody, anti-social, grump but incredibly sexy beast.
Favorite urban legend?
Butt Naked Man. But is it really just a legend or is it true? Ask your neighborhood trucker with the hot girlfriend or wife. He knows.
Favorite form of social media?
I love to play around on MeetMe and Grindr, but Facebook is probably the form of social media I use the most.
What book would you suggest that everyone should read at least once?
The Bible. And once that’s finished, how about “Notes To Myself” by Hugh Prather. It’s a great read and has helped me many a time over the years.
Who’s “Celebrity Death” affected you?
When Waylon died, I cried. When Joan Rivers died, I cried. When Morris the Cat died, I cried. So Waylon, Joan and Morris. RIP!
And there you go. Thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts and any questions are welcome and appreciated. And with that, I’m down and gone. Have a great one and I’ll catch you later.