5 Questions: Writing, A Bar, Vegan & More…

5 Questions
Writing, A Bar, Being A Vegan & More
January 18, 2019
DougMaynard.com

Questions. You sent them and I’m going to answer them, five at a time. Time is short so let’s get busy. These come from Alan. Let’s do this…

What is the strangest thing you’ve ever written about?

What haven’t I written about? Farts? Man buns? Walls? Pets? Coughing? Stretchy Pants? Cartoons? You name it and I’ve probably written about it at one time or another. Hell, just two days ago, I was writing about crack-roses. Nothing is off limits to me and anything goes once I sit down at this computer so if there is anything (and Dougie means “Anything”) that you want to see me write about, send a suggestion and I’ll get to it. Don’t you like how I channeled my inner-Rock there? I can’t think of any topic that would be off limits and if I haven’t gotten to it yet, believe me, I will.

Do you take outside contributers for your website?

For the moment, unless it’s questions for the Q&A, the answer is no. Oh wait, I’m lying. I post the podcasts from SMF Cyberspace. And the podcasts from the Drunken Fools. And videos from the infamous Derk Douglas and BD Productions. And the videos of the day from pretty much anyone. So it would be a big time “YES” to answer this. If it’s cool and I think my loyal Saltines would be interested, I’ll post it at the site. And if anyone has anything they want to share, be it audio, video or written, send it on and I’ll probably share it too. Any ideas for us working together. We can do that as well. This site may have my name on it, but it’s for the Peeps, all of you. Let’s see what you’ve got.

Would you enjoy running a motel / hotel?

Probably at one point in my life when I was younger, but now, probably not so much. Hell, I’ve read the book and seen the movie, “Hotel New Hampshire” many times and if I ran a motel / hotel, I’d probably have the same kind of luck with terrorist and hell, I don’t even have a bear. Just keep passing the open windows folks and no hotels for me. But then again, the “Hotel Maynard” does have a nice ring to it. And I could get a bear. Hmmmmm….

What do you consider the essentials for a well stocked bar?

Cheap vodka, plenty of Jack Daniels and lots of beer and we’re good to go.

Could you be a Vegan?

No, I’m all man and like sex and meat. I don’t believe in weird, unless it involves sex or meat. Rock on people.

And there you go. And I need to leave for work now so I’m down, gone and out of here. My thanks for reading and I’ll catch you later. Take care and I’ll see you on the flip side.

Ubuntu!

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