Tossing Salt Presents:
Dreams, Michael Jackson, Three-Ways & More
March 21, 2020
This world is full of questions and courtesy of The Cheese, I have five of them waiting to be answered. And now, I shall. Let’s do this…
MartinLuther King Jr. had a dream. What is your dream?
I’m not sure, but I know that there’s a cat in there somewhere. Actually, I just want to find Mr. Right, write my nonsense and make a living doing so, be moderately healthy and be happy. And I want a 1972 Volkswagen Convertible to drive around in. And a Chinese restaurant close by that delivers. I think that covers it.
If you were to be the subject of a sixty-minute live interview on television and could pick who the interviewer would be (anyone living or dead), who would you pick?
I can’t imagine sitting and talking to anyone for sixty minutes, but I guess with the right person, I wouldn’t get into too much trouble and it could be okay. I think my choice of interviewers would be either Joan Rivers (RIP), my friend of the SMF Cyberspace realm, Brent Robinson or else the cast of The Five on Fox News (Dana, Greg, Jesse, Juan, and Kennedy).
Are you smarter than the average bear?
Maybe not so much with electronic and technical stuff, but I have common sense, something is majorly lacking in today’s world. And I have great knowledge of the world’s greatest entertainment spectacular, professional wrestling, so that has to count for something too.
The best Michael Jackson song?
It’s either “ABC”, “Ben” or”I’ll Be There”. The later stuff was incredible, but Michael, when he was little and doing the Jackson 5 stuff, was the very best.
Is it gay if it’s a three-way?
If it’s two men and a woman, it’s not gay at all. Just say “No homo” at the start and anything goes. If it’s three guys, it’s a little bit gay, but this is 2020 and who gives a damn. Just have fun and live for the moment. And if you’re cute, call me. I need a little “no homo” loving from some sexy straight boys in my life. Just saying.
And there you go. My thanks for reading. Any comments, questions, thoughts or dirty pics if you’re a cute guy, drop me a line here at the site, at my e-mail of Doug28352@yahoo.com or at Twitter at @Doug28352. Follow me and I’ll be your stalker and follow back. Be safe out there and watch out for that Corona Virus. Drink American Beer instead. Or liquor. I work in a liquor store and I can be your hook up. Holler if you hear me. Take care and stay just too sweet. I’ll catch you on the flip side.