Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper V
June 14, 2020
DougMaynard.com

One of the more interesting people that I follow on Twitter is a man named Tyler (The Ghost) Casper. (@tyler_casper) Check him out and give the man some love and a follow. Now, what was I saying? Oh yeah, he asks a lot of questions. And the regular readers of this site know how I am about questions, right? So I went down his Twitter feed and copied several of the most recently asked questions. And now, for your reading pleasure, it’s time to provide a few answers. So are you ready? Let’s do this…

What is the scariest ghost story you’ve ever heard?

I don’t remember hearing any ghost stories that come to mind that give me the chills. I’ve had a few encounters and experiences that might qualify, but that’s for another day and another question.

Have you ever picked up a hitchhiker?

I have a few times back in the day, but that was before people went totally crazy and became stupid. Hell, I was young and stupid too at the time so I guess it didn’t matter. I probably wouldn’t now, but then again, maybe I would. Who knows?

Do you have any color-changing lights in your house?

Nope. That would be cool though.

Who is your favorite starship captain?

No, it’s not Kirk or Piccard. I think I’ll go with the dreaded Dark Helmet from the Spaceballs movie.

What is the neatest scientific discovery in your opinion?

Running, indoor water was the first thing that came to mind. PornHub was the second. I think I need to get out more.

Do you scope out a public restroom before using it?

Absolutely. I’ve seen several that I would be scared to walk into, even just to pee. My brother and I stopped at one on 15-501 coming from Aberdeen that gave a new meaning to the word horror story and totally disgusting. I prefer to avoid public restrooms if possible. It’s all about the cleanliness and most public restrooms don’t have it.

Have you ever lived anywhere that didn’t have a bathtub?

Not that I can remember. But I’m a shower type of guy anyway so I guess it wouldn’t really matter.

When you use the last sheet of tp on a roll, do you replace the roll or leave it for the next person?

Always replace the roll. We don’t want to leave anyone stranded.

Why is a cup of coffee sometimes referred to as a cup of joe?

I think it’s a military thing from the war-days and when the soldiers, aka the “GI Joes”, drank that precious beverage of hot liquid and caffeine. Just guessing about that though.

What is the farthest you’d go for a good cup of joe?

Not even to the kitchen. I don’t drink that stuff. Give me a Dew instead.

What is your favorite Summer activity?

Late-night shenanigans in the car with your boyfriend.

What is your favorite thing to wash?

What kind of question is this? My car? My hair? My body in the shower? The dog? Clothes? Dishes? I need to go wash some clothes. Oh vey!

What is your least favorite thing to wash?

Right now, my body, because I hate to be dirty and shower at least twice a day, but standing in the shower is painful and it’s hard to stand up for long. Thus every shower is a traumatic experience and hurts like hell, but I’m still going to do it and do it often.

What is your favorite homemade cake?

Probably a Red Velvet or Devils Food cake. Yummy!

What is your favorite homemade pie?

Pecan pie or Lemon Meraigne are my favorites.

What is your favorite homemade meal?

Fried chicken, stuffing, baked beans, and corn. Sounds good, doesn’t it?

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Any comments, thoughts, or questions, just drop me a line. Go see Casper on Twitter and follow me there as well at @Doug28352. Until the next time, take care and stay safe. I’ll catch you later.

Ubuntu!