Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper VIIII
June 24, 2020
One of the more interesting people that I follow on Twitter is a man named Tyler (The Ghost) Casper. (@tyler_casper) Check him out and give the man some love and a follow. Now, what was I saying? Oh yeah, he asks a lot of questions. And the regular readers of this site know how I am about questions, right? So I went down his Twitter feed and copied several of the most recently asked questions. And now, for your reading pleasure, it’s time to provide a few answers. So are you ready? Let’s do this…
What is your favorite Patrick Swayze film?
Is it Road House? Is it Ghost? Nope to both. The movie that caused me to have the time of my life was Dirty Dancing. Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
What is your favorite Clint Eastwood film?
I’m torn between the original Dirty Harry movie and Every Which Way But Loose. I’ll go with Dirty Harry though. I like big guns.
What would you wish for if you had one wish, and couldn’t wish for more wishes?
A million dollars a week for life. With that kind of money rolling in, any other wishes would just be a matter of time to make them come true.
How done do you like your veggies?
Cooked all the way, like a paraplegic in a concentration camp. Oops! I probably shouldn’t have said that. Someone will be offended. My bad! I’m joking. Get over it.
Where is the most inappropriate place you’ve ever started laughing?
While giving a speech asking for support while running for Student Council in the 8th grade. I was giving my speech and caught the eye of a friend and well, the laughs and giggles started and I was through. I lost the election by the way and came in second of four people running.
What do you say, when you have nothing nice to say?
I say, “Have a nice day!” and wish the customer well anyways.
Do you hate having to leave voice messages on important calls?
I hate calls and being on the phone anyways, but when I have to leave a message, it’s even worse.
Where did the term “bean counter” even come from?
From watching someone count beans, I suppose.
What is your favorite cat breed?
Tigers. And by the way, that bitch Carol Baskin killed her husband. Free Joe Exotic!
Do you ever get pills caught in your throat?
Nope. I’m good at swallowing things.
Do you take anything to help you sleep at night?
Just the sound of my fan blowing is all I need.
What is your favorite candy breed?
Does candy have breeds? I didn’t know that. I don’t know how to answer this one. I guess Baby Snickers?
What is your favorite dog breed?
I like mutts, but a German Shepherd is a beautiful animal that I’d love to have if I had to pick a particular breed to own.
Have you ever told a whale of a tale?
You mean a big ass lie? Of course, I have. Who hasn’t?
What is your favorite junk food?
Chips and baby snickers. And occasionally, your boyfriend for a quick snack.
What is your favorite health food?
Health food is bad for you. Leave it be.
Do you have a library card?
I do, but it expired in 1986. I probably should check into getting it renewed.
How often do you replace your toothbrush?
Every few months.
What is your favorite book?
“Notes To Myself” by Hugh Prather and any autobiography. I love reading about people.
And there you go. My thanks for reading. Any comments, questions, or thoughts to share, drop me a line and let’s chat. I’ve got to go now before I’m late for work. Have a great one and stay safe. I’ll see you on the flip side.