Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper XI
June 28, 2020
DougMaynard.com

One of the more interesting people that I follow on Twitter is a man named Tyler (The Ghost) Casper. (@tyler_casper) Check him out and give the man some love and a follow. Now, what was I saying? Oh yeah, he asks a lot of questions. And the regular readers of this site know how I am about questions, right? So I went down his Twitter feed and copied several of the most recently asked questions. And now, for your reading pleasure, it’s time to provide a few answers. So are you ready? Let’s do this…

Does the sound of falling rain help you to sleep?

Rain and thunder are relaxing for me. It’s not as peaceful as my fan, but I love to hear a good hard rain at night when I try and sleep. It’s great.

Do you think the timing is everything?

Timing is important, but karma and fate are important as well.

What is the farthest you’ve had to travel to use a restroom while on the road?

If I have to pee, I don’t care where we are. Pull the car over because I’m going to pee.

Have you ever had Shepard’s Pie?

No, I can’t say that I have. Isn’t it some kind of meat pie? I could go look it up, but I really don’t care enough to do so. I just know I haven’t tried it as of yet.

Have you ever had blood pudding?

I’ve had chocolate, vanilla, lemon, and banana pudding, but blood pudding? I don’t think so. I’m not a vampire. I only write about them in my fic stories and have romantic, homoerotic fantasies about them. Blood pudding just sounds nasty.

Do you know what a “cow pie” is?

This one, I do know. My cousins and I, when we were much younger, used to go cow-tipping on occasion. And unfortunately, when you have cows, you also have piles of “cow-pow” as my younger cousin called it. It was also called a “cow-pie”, but for layman’s terms, it’s just plain and simple piles of cow crap.

If you’re currently married, and you could go back to before you said “I do” would you still go through with it?

I’m not married, but I would like to be at some point in my life. I doubt it’ll ever happen though.

Have you ever swung a mace?

No, but I’ve swung a baseball bat a few times. It’s not a mace, but it gets the job done.

Have you ever shot a crossbow?

Only in the toy section at Wal-Mart.

Have you ever been sprayed with pepper spray?

Not directly, but I’ve been in the room where it has been sprayed. That is some nasty and kick-ass stuff.

Do you carry pepper spray?

I’d rather just carry my baseball bat.

Have you ever been tasered?

I’ve been threatened, but it never actually happened.

Do you own a taser?

No, I do not.

Who is the greatest comedian of all time?

I can’t pick just one, but my top list would include George Carlin, Joan Rivers, Rodney Dangerfield, Eddie Murphy & Richard Pryor.

What is your favorite sauce for dipping chicken into?

Ketchup. It goes well with everything.

And there you go. My thanks for reading and my thanks to Casper for the questions. Any comments, thoughts, or questions to ask, about anything, drop me a line, and let’s talk. I’m out of here for now. Take care, stay safe, and I’ll see you on the flip side.

Ubuntu!