Questions By Casper #42…

Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper #42
September 11, 2020

Over in the world of Twitter, I found a man that likes to ask questions. And I do mean a lot of them. His name is Tyler “The Ghost” Casper and he’s at @tyler_casper. A good guy that you should go check out. Now, as I was saying, he likes to ask questions. I like to answer them and it provides content for the site. So here we are. Every few days, I go down his feed and copy the inquiries he’s asked. And then it’s here for the answers. It’s insightful, thought-provoking, and hopefully entertaining for you, the reader, as well. So let’s can the chit chat and let’s do this. Are you ready? And away we go…

Have you ever gone on a bacon diet?

No, but it sounds like it could be fun. The only thing is, I don’t really like bacon all that much. I do like bacon, but I definitely prefer the sausage instead.

Do you know what your name means?

It means, “Call me Daddy!”.

What kinds of videos do you watch online (YouTube, dailymotion, ect…)?

Wrestling clips, music from the ’80s, movie clips, and Struggle & friends.

What is your favorite cooked vegetable?

Are potatoes technically considered veggies? I think they’re roots actually, but I like potatoes. Be it fries, chips, or Mr. Potato Head.

What is your favorite vegetable to eat raw?

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds it may be illegal or make me look like a sicko.

How many languages can you speak?

I took English, Latin, and Spanish in school, but I only speak English, Sarcasm, Profanity, and “Country-Hick” fluently. I speak more than Bette Midler though, just like our First Lady, Mrs. Trump.

If you were a famous painting, which would it be?

The guy from Mad Magazine going, “What. Me worry?”

If you were a creature from the Jurassic area, which would you be?

Probably a raptor. They’re from that era, right? Or Captain Caveman (no Teen Angels allowed).

What is your favorite jungle animal?

Gotta love them tigers. Rowr!

Have you ever been bird watching?

Every time I look outside my window, I see three crows and a mockingbird doing their thing. It’s very cool!

Do you have a favorite bird?

I like that mockingbird. He’s been around here for several years and he’s a bad-ass.

Are you a light sleeper?

Most of the time, yes.

What is your favorite way to eat potatoes?

Probably via the chips. I like Ruffles. They have ridges.

Do you think there is such a thing as a stupid question?

I’ve worked in retail for over thirty years. Yes, there is and I’ve heard most of them.

What is your favorite type of popcorn?

Cracker Jacks, with the toy surprise inside.

Who is your favorite character from Grease?

I liked Rizzo. She was the bad-ass on the outside, but so damn awesome and relatable on the inside. And her song, “There Are Worse Things I Can Do”, is one I can truly identify with.

What is the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever blurted out?

I was talking to a guy I know and I said I’m always glad to “lend a hand!”. He only has one hand. I was mortified.

How are your gag reflexes?

Ask your boyfriend. He knows.

Does anyone else have a toddler that would play with their poop?

It’s all part of being a child. It’s disgusting, but all toddlers do it at some point. And some adults do as well, the sicko bastards!

What is something you wish you could do without it costing you a dime?

Leave Laurinburg and Scotland County forever, never to be seen or heard from again.

What is black and white and red all over?

Some BLM protesters who try to block the highway when my truck is coming. Speed bumps!

What is something good to have, but no one ever wants you to have it?

Peace and relaxation.

Do you like water parks?

I’ve never been to one, but I’m sure it would be fun.

Have you ever been on a wild goose chase?

No, but I’ve been chased by a wild goose. Does that count?

Have you ever been to an ENT?

Well, my bro-son, best friend, and hetero-lifemate is the co-founder of @OutLawENT91 on Twitter, which is tremendously awesome, just as he and the family are. I would say that counts.

What is your favorite Children’s book?


And there you go. My thanks for reading and to Casper for the great questions. Any comments, thoughts, or questions about what you’ve read here or anything for that matter, drop me a line and we’ll talk. I can be reached using the comment box below, my e-mail of, at Facebook at, or on Twitter at Until the next time, take care of yourself and stay away from the crazies. I’ll see you on the flip side.


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