Tossing Salt Presents:
5 Questions
Death Row Meals, Pandemic Changes & More
October 2, 2020
DougMaynard.com

This world is full of questions. My friend, Cheese, sent me several to use here at the site. And so I shall, five at a time. Let’s do this…

You’re guest-hosting the Tonight Show for a week. Who would you want for your guests for each day of the week?

Hosting the Tonight Show was such a big deal back in the days of Carson & Leno. Now, now so much, but it would still be cool. Here would be my hopeful guest list for the week.

Monday – David Arquette, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Alice Cooper
Tuesday – Kevin Smith & Jason Mewes, Anthony Hopkins, Pauly Shore & Yelawolf
Wednesday: JohnCena, Dane Cook, Struggle Jennings & Family, & Danny Bonaduce
Thursday: Chris Jericho, Jelly Roll, JohnTravolta & Jason Lee
Friday: The Four Horsemen (Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Tully Blanchard, James J. Dillon, Barry Windham), Chris Rock, Miss Julie Brown, & Steve Grand

You’re on Death Row. What’s your last meal?

I really doubt that if I was just moments away from dying, I’d have much of an appetite, but probably some KFC would be all I’d want or need. It’s finger-licking good after all.

When was the last time you rode a bicycle?

I think it was like six years ago. Just a short trip of less than a mile and it was not easy or a pretty sight.

What’s been the biggest change in your life since the Pandemic began?

Wearing these damn face-masks everywhere. I was already anti-social and practiced social distancing with a passion, but now I have to wear a mask on the few occasions I do socialize with people. It sucks.

Cow or chicken?

Dinosaur.

And there you go. My thanks to Cheese for the questions. Comments, thoughts, or any questions of your own you’d like to ask about anything, nothing is off-limits around here, then feel free to drop me a line. I’ll see you on the flip side. Take care of yourself and watch out for the crazies. Be safe.

Ubuntu!