How Gay Are You (Quiz)

Tossing Salt Presents:
How Gay Are You? (A Quiz)
October 8, 2020
DougMaynard.com

So I’m on YouTube and I found a video by two very sexy (and gay) guys, Eduardo Sanchez Ubanell & Andrew Neighbors, where they took questions from their fans and answered to find out how “gay” they were. And it was cute and fun and the questions were different so I decided that I’ll take their quiz myself and give these questions a shot. Let’s find out how “gay” I am, shall we? Yes, I am bored. How can you tell? So let’s do this.

Do you drink your coffee iced or hot?

I don’t drink coffee. I drink water, Dew, and kool-aid. I guess there’s a stereotype that gay folks like Iced Coffee. I think it’s all nasty. It smells great, but the taste just does nothing for me. Bleh!

What’s your signature cocktail?

Nothing fancy or with an umbrella. I like a cold beer (Bud Light or Natural Light) or if it’s a liquor night, I go with Creek Water, Jack Daniels, or cheap-ass vodka. Another stereotype shot to hell.

Amex or Visa Infinite?

I use cash or my Mastercard from the Wal-Mart bank. I’m just a poor man getting by. No reason to show off or get all fancy.

How many “Drag Race” episodes have you seen?

Not a single one. I’ve heard people talk about the show, but I’m not into all that. Just not my thing.

Do you cross your legs when you’re sitting randomly?

Sometimes, but not usually.

Do you know who Kim Petras is?

Who the hell is Kim Petras? I have no idea, nor do I care?

How expensive is your underwear?

I buy the value packs at Wal-Mart or Roses. I’m a cheap bastard.

Who’s your favorite Disney character/princess?

Donald Duck.

How fast do you walk?

I do walk fast, although not as fast as I once did due to these two damn Frankenboots I’m forced to wear now. But so far, based on their responses and answers, this is the only stereotype I fit. Walking fast has nothing to do with being gay though. I walk fast because I have shit to do and places to go.

Do you wear speedos?

I’m 54 years old and 260lbs. Speedos are NOT an option in my life.

Do you have a gold star?

Meaning have I ever been with a woman? Yes, many times when I was younger, confused, and unsure of myself. I’m much better now.

Do you own more jockstraps than sports you actually play?

I don’t own any jockstraps, nor do I play any sports so I guess this one would be No?

And there are my answers. So how gay am I? I think I’ll probably end up being kicked out of the club soon. What can I say? I like guys in all manners and ways, but I’m not a typical gay if there even is such a thing. I’m just me. I’ll post the video with these two studmuffins and their responses below. Any comments, thoughts, or questions, feel free and give me a shout. Thanks for reading. Until the next time, take care of yourself and stay away from the crazies. I’ll see you on the flip side.

Ubuntu!

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