Questions By Andrew III
October 18, 2020
While over at YouTube, a video was suggested for me that featured a charming young man named Andrew Neighbors. He is hot, gay, and he loves to answer questions almost as much as I do. So I listened to his video, laughed, and decided to give those same questions a shot. And here we are. Go check out Andrew Neighbors on YouTube. Enjoy the videos and subscribe. As for now, join me as I take an adventure and answer these random and slightly awkward questions. Let’s do this. Warning: Some of these are adult-themed questions so consider that before you venture any further. You’ve been warned.
How do you motivate yourself?
I just tell myself that I have to do whatever it is that I’m trying to make myself do. It’s a responsibility and I take my responsibilities very seriously.
What kind of music do you like?
I listen to everything. Right now, as I write this, I’m listening to Tibetan Meditation music. Earlier today, I was listening to Jelly Roll and Conway Twitty. Last night, it was Alice Cooper and the soundtrack from Jesus Christ Superstar. It all depends on my mood at the time. The only thing I don’t particularly care for is “gangsta rap” crap. I like some rap, but when it comes to “fuck that bitch up” and “slap a ho” and stuff like that, I’ll gladly pass.
What is your coming out story?
I just quit giving a fuck and quit trying to pretend I was someone I’m not. No big single moment or incident, but just personal evolution over time.
What has been your biggest achievement to date?
I guess it would be the creation and continuation of this site, DougMaynard.com. I always wanted to write for myself and well, now I do.
If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?
Probably a banana because I’m thick and long and very enjoyable once you peel back the outer covering.
Do you like sports? And if so, what teams do you like?
I’m not a big sports guy except for (of course) the “King of Sports” pro wrestling. I do like college basketball (UNC Tarheels 4 Life) and I used to enjoy the NFL until they started getting all political. I was a Panther fan, but haven’t watched a game now in two years and don’t miss it a bit.
How old are you?
I am 54, going on seventeen, thirty, or ninety-eight depending upon the time of day and who’s presence I’m in.
What are your top workout tips?
I work… a lot. And I sleep when I can. There you go.
Have you ever dated a Latino?
Dated? Nope, we just had sex a few times. It’s a gay thing, don’t you know.
Are you a fan of Lana Del Ray?
Have you ever done a threesome?
A few times. It’s okay but tends to be kind of confusing at times. I won’t say no to participating in a multi-person encounter depending on who the guys are, but I prefer to do one-on-one activities instead.
Do people come up to you and say hi because they recognize you from social media?
Yes, people have come into the store before and commented on my Facebook posts and things that they’ve read that I’ve written. I’m an infamous pseudo-celebrity, almost.
Have you ever been in a long-distance relationship and would you recommend it? Or is it better to wait for the right person who is closer?
Been there and done that, but I wouldn’t suggest it for most people. It’s not easy at all and it’s very lacking when the night gets cold if you know what I mean.
Will you ever do a meet-up?
A hook-up with a stranger for whatever? Of course. That’s what GRINDR is for.
Did you ever have anxiety at one point? If so, how’d you deal with it?
I have anxiety attacks occasionally and deal with anxiety on a daily basis. I tried medication, but it left me feeling like a zombie most of the time and that’s not good so I quit taking it. I just grit my teeth and focus through mostly, just looking forward and trying to concentrate on what I have to do. And sometimes, like earlier today, I just go to sleep until it passes. Today was a bad one and I just retreated to my room, where it’s dark and cool until I could pull myself together.
What childish thing do you still enjoy doing?
Skipping rocks at the lake, wrestling with my friends, dick & fart jokes, etc.
What’s your favorite song of all time?
It changes day to day and week to week so just picking one song would be impossible. One that I’ve loved for nearly forty years is “I Never Cry” by Alice Cooper, mainly because it’s something I have always been able to relate to and identify with.
Have you ever dated a black or Asian guy?
Again, it’s not dating, but just hook-ups and sex. And yes to both.
What’s your favorite sex toy and what’s a good wine pairing for it?
I don’t like toys. I want the real thing. And I don’t get the rest of the question, but it doesn’t matter because (in my best Bela Lugosi voice), “I never drink wine!”.
Do you have any advice for young LBGT people?
Don’t worry about what people think. Just be yourself. Stereotypes don’t matter. Labels don’t matter. Being real is all that matters.
What’s your favorite sex position?
Ask your boyfriend. He knows. Probably on my knees paying homage to what waits for me there.
Who is your favorite celebrity?
Does anyone really have a favorite celebrity? And what makes a person a “celebrity”? I know famous people that I enjoy listening to and learning about, but would they count? Define “celebrity” for me and I’ll gladly answer. Or I’ll just say “K-Mak” and leave it at that cause he’s awesome. ‘Nuff said!
What’s the most attractive thing a guy can do?
Get naked for me and say, “Come here big boy!” Or just be themselves and smile a lot.
Do you have any gay relatives?
I think I may be the only one – the pink sheep of the family if you will.
What kind of underwear do you wear?
Boxer-briefs usually. Sometimes regular boxers though.
Would you ever consider acting or modeling?
It’s a good question since I am truly a sexy beast, but I don’t think so. I hate cameras, pictures, being around people, crowds, or being the center of attention. A job such as acting or modeling probably wouldn’t be a good fit for me. Besides, I’m old and fat. Who would want me to model for them?
What’s your favorite body part to work out?
My throat and mouth. They can do some amazing things. Ask your boyfriend. He knows.
And there you go. My thanks for reading. Any comments, thoughts, or questions about any of my responses, feel free to drop me a line, and let’s chat. Or if you’re a cute guy and want to send nudes, that’s okay too. Use the comment box, my e-mail address of Doug28352@yahoo.com, or my Twitter at @Doug28352. Thanks to Andrew for the questions. And with that, I’m out of here. Have a great night and I’ll catch you on the flip side.