Questions By Casper #51…

Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper #51
October 20, 2020
DougMaynard.com

Over in the world of Twitter, I found a man that likes to ask questions. And I do mean a lot of them. His name is Tyler “The Ghost” Casper and he’s at @tyler_casper. A good guy that you should go check out. Now, as I was saying, he likes to ask questions. I like to answer them and it provides content for the site. So here we are. Every few days, I go down his feed and copy the inquiries he’s asked. And then it’s here for the answers. It’s insightful, thought-provoking, and hopefully entertaining for you, the reader, as well. So let’s can the chit chat and let’s do this. Are you ready? And away we go…

What would be the scariest animal to meet in a dark alley?

Brock Lesnar. They don’t call him “The Beast” for nothing.

Have you ever been mugged?

If you mean jumped by sorry-ass pieces of shit, that would be a “No”.

Do you remember your dreams in the morning?

Sometimes, but usually only bits and pieces. The images and memories fade away pretty quickly though.

Do you use a CPAP machine?

No, I do not.

Do you add salt to things before you taste them?

I very rarely add salt to anything. If I do any kind of seasoning, it’s as I cook and not afterwards.

What is the worst tasting vegetable?

There was this guy from St. Andrews. Very cute, but that wheelchair though. Oy vey! Oh wait, you mean fruity-type veggie. My bad! I’ll go with a squash. I don’t like it.

Did corduroy ever really go out of style?

If you’re older than 7 years old, don’t wear corduroy. And even if you’re younger than that, don’t wear it. It’s never in style. Never!

What is the best tasting vegetable?

There was this guy from St. Andrews. Oh yeah, I mixed it up again. My bad! I’ll say potato.

Has there ever been a worse loser than Hillary in the entire history of losers?

She’s right up there, but I think that many of her loyal “followers” (and Bette Midler, Joy Behar, Drunk Nancy Pelosi, etc), are even worse.

What is the last thing you do before going to bed?

Set my alarm, straighten out my covers, turn the fan on, and turn off the light.

Can you play any instruments in your sleep?

I’ve been told I can play a skin-flute rather well, either awake or asleep. What can I say? I have skills.

At what point in time do you just turn the TV off and start living your life?

About five months ago, give or take. Now, I only watch wrestling on Mondays (sometimes) and the occasional movie. Other than that, the TV is all Mom’s thing.

If you were a farm animal, which farm animal would you be?

I’d probably be a hoot owl. I don’t know why, but I think that would be cool.

Where is your favorite place to watch videos online?

Sitting here, at my computer, at the kitchen table.

How long does it take you to fall asleep?

Sometimes, it’s almost instantly, but other times, it takes a while and lots of tossing and turning to get the Sandman to work his magic.

Do you put mayo on your hamburgers?

No, I do not. Bleh!

Do you get motion sickness?

I’ve been fortunate to never have that problem.

Have you ever used a bathroom on a plane?

I have not done so, no.

Have you ever used a bathroom on a bus?

I’ve taken a few bus rides over the years, but luckily, the trips have always been short enough that I haven’t had to use the restroom while in transit.

Have you ever gotten stuck in an outhouse?

No, I have not. I have used an outhouse before, but it was a quick in-and-out event.

Are you what you wanted to be when you grew up?

I wanted to be a writer, a wrestler, or a weatherman so I’m 2/3 the way there. I write about wrestling.

Do you ever intentionally take cold showers?

No, I desire heat and hot water for my showers.

What is the most memorable thing you’ve ever seen written in a bathroom stall?

“Here I sit broken hearted. Came to shit and only farted!”. That and a few “Free Head – Call…” followed by a number.

Is there anything funnier than potty humor?

Dick & fart jokes are the greatest thing in the world.

Have you ever gotten a case of the “giggles” in a public restroom for some reason?

I’ve seen a few things that made me smirk, but a case of the giggles has never been an event I’ve had to endure.

Have you ever burst out laughing in a stall in a public restroom?

No, I have not.

Have you ever been in a public restroom doing your business when someone in the stall next to you bursts out laughing?

No, and that would be extremely weird and creepy if it did happen.

And there you go. My thanks for reading and to Casper for the great questions. Any comments, thoughts, or questions about anything, drop me a line and we’ll chat. Until the next time, take care of yourself and be wary of the crazies. I’ll catch you on the flip side.

Ubuntu!

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