Questions By Casper #52

Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper #52
October 25, 2020

Over in the world of Twitter, I found a man that likes to ask questions. And I do mean a lot of them. His name is Tyler “The Ghost” Casper and he’s at @tyler_casper. A good guy that you should go check out. Now, as I was saying, he likes to ask questions. I like to answer them and it provides content for the site. So here we are. Every few days, I go down his feed and copy the inquiries he’s asked. And then it’s here for the answers. It’s insightful, thought-provoking, and hopefully entertaining for you, the reader, as well. So let’s can the chit chat and let’s do this. Are you ready? And away we go…

Have you ever been caught staring at someone?

Yes, I have, but in my defense, damn that dude was hot! What an ass!

Do you ever zone out?

I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention. Did you say something?

Have you ever gotten “The Look!”?

At least a dozen times a day.

What do you say to someone if they ask “Can I ask you a question?”?

“I don’t know. Can you?” Either that or “I didn’t do it!”.

Do you wear your shoes around inside your house?

I wear my big old Frankenboots because it’s hard for me to walk without them.

If seeing if believing, then what is feeling?

An early warning that something is a bot out of whack.

Have you ever gotten lost taking a detour?

I have, but then I eventually found my way and all was right with the world again.

What is the point of “one way” roads?

To take you in one direction and one direction only.

What is a question you think should never have to be asked?

Do you love me? If I’m with a person, doing things for a person, spending time with a person, and keep coming back to that person, the feelings should be obvious and evident.

Are you an outdoorsy person?

I only do it outdoors at night. Otherwise, I’ll pass.

What way does a toilet flush on a cruise ship?

I’ve never been on a cruise ship so I don’t know, nor do I care so long as it flushes if I need to flush something.

Do you get motion sickness?

No, I do not.

What do you look forward to when you get out of bed in the morning?

Getting back into bed that evening. I like my rest.

Where is the worst place to have explosive diarrhea?

At work or at a wedding, especially if its yours.

Have you ever had your life flash before your eyes?

Many times. It would make a great movie although the rating would have to be a strong “R” for adults only.

Have you ever done anything in the “wrong mind” as opposed to the “right mind”?

Right or wrong, my mind doesn’t mind and does what it wants to do, when it wants to do it.

What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done for money?

I’ll take the fifth on that one, but it involves two people, liquor, nudity, and a merry-go-round at a church playground.

Have you ever gotten floss stuck in your teeth?

Yes. Not a fun thing to have happen.

Do you know what the “Baby Sway” is?

I’m guessing here, but is it when a baby gets drunk and starts to sway back and forth? Maybe that’s just me when I get drunk and do it, staggering around and talking very crudely and explicitly.

What is something that really irritates you about other people?

They exist and they try to talk to me first. If I want to talk, I’ll speak first. Otherwise, leave me be.

What was the last song you got stuck in your head?

“Those Memories Of You” as sang by Dolly Parton, Reba & some other country music chick to open the CMA Awards a few years ago. It was a tribute to country women and the trio above started it off and their version of this country classic stayed in my head for days.

Where is the scariest place you’ve ever had to stop to use the bathroom?

I didn’t use it, but my brother did and the stories he’s told. It was a store on 15-501 coming back from Southern Pines towards Laurinburg. It may have been Breedens? But the bathroom was on the outside of the building and this was on a Monday morning and to say that it hadn’t been cleaned in a while would be an understatement. I stayed in the car while he went to take care of business and when he came back, that look of disgust and revulsion on his face. It’s something I will never, ever forget.

And there you go. My thanks to Casper for the questions and to you, the loyal readers, for reading this. Any comments, thoughts, or questions you’d like to ask about anything at all, feel free to give me a shout. Until the next time, take care of yourself and stay safe. Stay away from the crazies. I’ll catch you later, Alligator. Take care.


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