Questions By Casper #55…

Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper #55
November 3, 2020
DougMaynard.com

Over in the world of Twitter, I found a man that likes to ask questions. And I do mean a lot of them. His name is Tyler “The Ghost” Casper and he’s at @tyler_casper. A good guy that you should go check out. Now, as I was saying, he likes to ask questions. I like to answer them and it provides content for the site. So here we are. Every few days, I go down his feed and copy the inquiries he’s asked. And then it’s here for the answers. It’s insightful, thought-provoking, and hopefully entertaining for you, the reader, as well. So let’s can the chit chat and let’s do this. Are you ready? And away we go…

Have you ever been so tired that you’ve fallen asleep on the toilet?

I can sleep anywhere, any place, and at any time if I’m tired enough. So that would be a most likely yes.

Have you ever been so tired you fell asleep while standing?

Many times.

Remember when they use to teach in schools how change (money) worked?

Yes, and it would be nice if they still did. Unfortunately, the kids today can’t count change or even do basic math and that is very sad.

Do you know the difference between magma and lava?

Not really. It all looks the same to me.

Who do you think is the worst actor there had ever been?

Bette Midler. She’s an actress and not an actor and she’s actually not bad at her craft, but her real-life persona is that of a first-class bitch. I refuse to watch any of her movies or listen to any of her music now because of how spiteful, self-righteous, and downright sorry as hell that she has proven to be. Fuck her! ‘Nuff said!

Do you remember when there were only “Shows” on the radio?

Back when we had live DJ’s on the air and calling the action, news, and songs? Absolutely. That’s when radio was far better and more entertaining.

Have you ever fallen asleep during church?

I have dozed slightly.

Does just talking or reading about yawning make you yawn?

Not all the time, but yes, it does tend to have that effect.

Have you ever yawned at an inappropriate time?

Yeppers. It happens sometimes.

What is something you’d never apologize for?

Being a sexy beast and amazing person. I just can’t help it.

If you could relive any moment of anyone’s life in history, what would you choose?

How about living through the moment of Sally Field as she won her Oscar. They like me, they really like me. Oy vey!

If you ordered something online, and the company you ordered from couldn’t tell you what happened to the package (whether it was sent out or not, no tracking number) and they re-did and shipped your order, would you send the one order back if you got both?

They sent it to me. It’s mine! I’m keeping it.

How often do you take stock of yourself?

Not often, but when I do, I realize that I’m pretty damn awesome.

Do you know anyone with a corrosive personality?

Far too many people. And usually, they are the ones that I find sexy, attractive, and want to sleep with. I have a masochistic nature at times.

How long does it take you to eat dinner?

Sometimes, I eat quickly. Other times, I take my time and stretch it out. It depends on what I’m eating and what else I’m doing at the time.

When does the real Democrat presidential candidate get announced?

I keep waiting for the punchline because Joe Biden and Kamala has to be a bad joke. Please, tell me it’s a bad joke.

Do you think COVID will disappear after the elections or no? Please explain a bit.

I honestly have no idea anymore. It’s more political with the media blowing things up than anything else, but it all depends on how things roll with the election tonight how things go from here.

What is your favorite cut of pork?

Wherever the bacon and sausage come from, that’s the part I like.

Do you own any precious metals?

Not that I’m aware of. I haven’t been to Wakanda in a while.

What is your favorite type of chocolate?

The light chocolate with the mocha colored skin.

Who is your favorite actor from the ’20s?

Fatty Arbuckle.

Who is your favorite actor from the ’30s?

Bela Lugosi.

Who is your favorite actor from the ’40s?

Lon Cheney Jr.

Who is your favorite actor from the ’50s?

James Dean.

Who is your favorite actor from the ’60s?

Adam West.

Who is your favorite actor from the ’70s?

Lee Majors.

Who is your favorite actor from the ’80s?

Johnny Depp.

Who is your favorite actor from the ’90s?

Leo Decaprio.

Have you ever used a traction device?

Not that I’m aware of.

What is your least favorite cheese?

I don’t like the stinky kind.

What is your favorite cheese?

The orange kind.

Do you have a favorite magazine?

It used to be The Advocate & Rolling Stone before they both started getting stupid. I’ll go with Mad Magazine.

Have you ever shot a musket?

No, I have not. I tried, but they move too fast and I missed.

How many bones have you broken in your body?

Several, but I don’t know the exact number.

What is your favorite Skittles flavor?

I don’t know. They all taste the same to me.

What is your favorite Starburst flavor?

The orange ones.

Do people wait until you sit down to ask you to do something for them?

Of course. Where would be the fun if they actually asked me while I was still up?

Oatmeal or grits?

Oatmeal. I don’t like grits.

Cupcakes or muffins?

Cupcakes.

Ear muffs or stocking hat?

Earmuffs. I don’t like hats.

Do you respond to text messages right away?

I do in my mind, but so far as actually responding, I’m not quite as prompt and sometimes downright suck at responding. My bad!

Have you ever watched “I Dream Of Jeannie”?

Many times. Barbara Eden was the bomb yo!

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Any comments, questions, or other thoughts, feel free to chat and drop me a line. Thanks to Casper for the awesome questions. Take care and stay safe. I’ll see you on the flip side.

Ubuntu!

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