Questions By Casper #59…

Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper #59
December 10, 2020
DougMaynard.com

Over in the world of Twitter, I found a man that likes to ask questions. And I do mean a lot of them. His name is Tyler “The Ghost” Casper and he’s at @tyler_casper. A good guy that you should go check out. Now, as I was saying, he likes to ask questions. I like to answer them and it provides content for the site. So here we are. Every few days, I go down his feed and copy the inquiries he’s asked. And then it’s here for the answers. It’s insightful, thought-provoking, and hopefully entertaining for you, the reader, as well. So let’s can the chit chat and let’s do this. Are you ready? And away we go…

Jeans or sweat pants?

I prefer jeans most of the time. Sweat pants are for when you’re in for the night and it’s bedtime or else when you’re sneaking out at 1:00 am for a booty-call and want to provide easy access.

When was the last time you ate so much you had to undo the button on your pants?

It has been a long time. I like food and to eat, but eating so much at one time is kind of a disgusting and sickly feeling. I’ll pass, thank you.

Have you ever had to ride in an ambulance?

There have been a few occasions so that would be yes.

What is the most painful beauty procedure you’ve ever had done?

I don’t do beauty procedures. I’m already a sexy beast and I don’t like pain.

What is the saddest thing you’ve ever done?

Having to have my cat put to sleep. Stinky was 19 years old and I had him for so long, but he got kitty leukemia and was suffering. I held him in my arms and cried as the doctor put him to sleep.

What is the happiest thing you’ve ever done?

I don’t remember ever being truly happy.

Do you think that both creation and evolution could be true?

Sure, why not.

What do you tell people even they ask you to prove God’s existence?

Look around. We exist and if not by the grace of God, then how?

What is your favorite pie and ice cream combo?

Pecan pie and vanilla ice cream.

What is your all time favorite short story?

The one about that guy, the one who did that thing. Yeah, you know the one. It had drama and excitement and they all lived happily ever after.

If someone can take a cat nap, can they also take a dog nap?

No matter the name, a short, quick power nap is a wonderful thing.

How is it that movies are getting more and more boring lately?

Nothing is original anymore. It’s all reboots and remakes and special effects. Just tell a damn good story and be unique. Hollyweird is dead! Long live Hollyweird.

What was the last movie you rented?

I don’t even remember since it’s been so long ago. It was Red Box – I remember that part, but since I started using Netflix and Tubi.com and looking up my movies on the internet, I quit renting.

Would you ever live in a house made of all glass?

That could be awkward and weird, but I’m down.

And there you go. My thanks to Casper for the questions and to you, my loyal readers, for reading this stuff. Comments, questions, and any stray thoughts are welcome. Until the next time, stay safe and watch out for the crazies. I’ll see you on the flip side. I love ya!

Ubuntu!

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