Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper II
August 9, 2021
DougMaynard.com

Over on the world of Twitter, I have found a man named Tyler Casper, and guess what? He likes to teach, inform, and educate. He also likes to ask questions and I do mean lots of them. He was taken down by Twitter powers-that-be just after the Biden fake-election and his accounts were deleted. But now, he’s back and better than ever. Go check him out at @Ghostly_Host. Enjoy and follow. And as for the questions, Casper asks and I answer. And away we go.

If lockdowns worked, why lockdown again?

They don’t work. It’s all a power trip and means of control by the Democratic powers-that-be. It’s not about protecting us or keeping us safe from COVID or any of the lies they tell us. It’s all about control.

Do you answer a lot of questions on here?

I have made the questions asked by Casper on his Twitter page into a regular feature. So I guess that would mean yes.

Why haven’t we sent a woman to the moon?

Who says we haven’t? There is quite a bit that goes on with our so-called leaders and what is not revealed for public knowledge. I wouldn’t be surprised if we don’t have military bases already established on the moon with both men and women. It’s just not something they want us to know about yet.

What is a flock of doves called?

A bunch of damn birds.

What is a flock of Ravens called?

More damn birds.

What is a flock of Crows called?

Those big ass birds in the backyard.

What is something you could talk about until the cows came home?

The cows coming home, pro wrestling, comics, super-heroes, sex, and politics.

What is more stealthy? A ninja or an assassin?

Ninjas hide in plain sight and are cool as fuck. Assassins just kill people. I’ll go with the Ninjas.

Do you know how to be extremely quiet?

Yeah, shut yo’ mouth.

Can you pull off any look?

Nah, I’m just me. Nothing more or nothing less.

Do you know anyone with Wilson’s disease?

I don’t even know what Wilson’s disease is so obviously my answer would be no.

Raiders of the Lost Ark OR Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade?

I have never seen either movie so I can’t really compare the two.

What fashion from history needs to make a comeback?

Bell-bottoms and corduroy pants.

If you could own any vehicle from history, what would it be?

1972 Volkswagen Convertible.

If you could own any gun from history, what would it be?

I’d be happy with a cannon, right on my front porch and pointed at the driveway so if anyone I didn’t like came over, I’d blow a big hole in their car and then just laugh.

When is “I don’t give a crap about your feelings” day?

Every day that ends in a “Y”.

If you were a kids toy, what would you be?

An action figure of course, and a very cool one at that, with my own cat, cash register, and removable Frankenstein boots.

When was the last push-up you did?

I think it was back in 1985.

What is the best pushup flavor?

The orange one of course. Is there any other kind?

Would you rather have loved and lost rather than have never loved at all?

I loved and lost and it sucked. But I’m better for the experience so I’ll go with that selection.

How can someone who lives in their parent’s basement know anything about real life? (Yeah, I’m talking about you trolls) (and maybe a certain resident of the white house).

We know more than you realize unless it’s a Democrat or a snowflake basement dweller. They don’t know shit!

Where do you think internet trolls live?

California, Washington DC, and anywhere there’s a Starbucks nearby.

If a fish could cry, would the ocean levels rise?

Who says fish can’t cry and I would say probably, yes.

Why do I need an ID to buy spray paint, but not to vote?

Because Democrats are idiots, cheat, and showing an ID is racist, except when it’s not.

Have you ever huffed paint intentionally?

Nah, I don’t think so.

What is something that makes you mad?

People. ‘Nuff said!

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. And my thanks to Mr. Casper for the great questions. Did I plug his Twitter account? It’s @Ghostly_Host. Go see the man, the myth, the legend, and give him a follow. You’ll be glad you did. And with that, I’m out of here. Until the next time, take care of yourself and stay safe. Impeach Biden and I’ll see you on the flip side. Be good.

Ubuntu!